Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hyaenodon? Funny hyaenodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2023-03-24T21:23:10+00:00

Why does he drop karatin… Actually never mind…

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-18T00:49:44+00:00

It’s hyaena NOT HYAENODON ppplllllleeeeeesssssss stop nnnnaaaammmeeeeiiiiinnnnnggggggg tttttttthhhhhhhheeeeeeeeemmmmmmm wrong

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-17T16:04:17+00:00

So my brother was on his non dedicated server and he kept getting spawn killed by them so I joined on we started attacking them as a Giga came and killed everything so now we start a new world

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-05T09:39:11+00:00

*Me lvl 6:Finds one wandering around* Aww its so cute! *Hyaenodon:Agros onto me* AHHHHHH RUN FOR YAH LIVES! *Hyaenodon:Catches up and kills me* X3X

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-18T01:14:12+00:00

Don’t get to close to a big pack

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-10T01:01:18+00:00

They laughed when they kill stuff or eat a corpse

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-04T20:38:25+00:00

To tame it let it bite your hand off and BOOM!! Hyaenodon tamed.

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-12T13:31:21+00:00

Hey, I’ve got a question. Why... so... serious?

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2018-12-28T21:09:14+00:00

These are not dogs their cats.Get it right,need more words

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2018-12-27T03:16:25+00:00

I want to get a hyena (Alexa give me a heyina please)(Alexa)I’m sorry sir that is a wild animal and hard as crap to tame when in a pack

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2018-08-08T21:42:49+00:00

This boi eats petsszzzz it says it only eats a pet

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-02-02T22:37:20+00:00

If they laugh you shoud know they are not gonna play with you if they laugh it means they are making fun of your face. Hyenadons are rude

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2018-12-28T06:53:57+00:00

I hate these guys. The laughing bastards

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-17T01:24:17+00:00

I tamed one

I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-01T23:35:34+00:00

Looks Like A Big Four Legged Chicken, Or is it a hyena? I dont know, SOMEONE FRIGGEN TELL ME! plz

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-07T19:32:36+00:00

I was walking and I saw one I scoured the area to make sure there was only one I had just tamed it it was level 600 and I was running away then the rest of the pack surrounds us and I died I go back thinking the worst and there my doggo was she had killed all 5 of them in one shot pretty sick honestly I named her baller status

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-02T17:40:33+00:00

Ooh dog hey you wanna be my friend way theres 6 of you cool can I join I-(you died to alpha hyenadon lv 150)

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-21T22:40:14+00:00

So I know that it is the time of dinos these are basically hyenas just from the dinosaur time

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-23T23:57:17+00:00

a VeRY GoOD bOi. dESeRves tHIngs.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-22T19:05:36+00:00

Put some glasses on this doggo and name him Harry Pupper