Me tells joke hydeo laughs me tells me story it lafs me gets informed my grandpa died it lafs

Once i hade everything i needed. Alot of meat, a gili suit, and the Dogo. I was at 99.3% then a freakin t-rex ate it and me.

Toxictalon100 lvl 78 was killed by a lvl 20 rex.

That was the 5th one today!

Arks famous orphaning strat

-holders of this trait: Dinopithicus, hyena, and (the ringmaster) wildcard

Steps:

1. Find your target.

2. Destroy everything it knows and loves and give it a snack to mourn its loss.

3. You are not the only one who is the last of their kind in single player mode.

Aww what a cute little doge...aw it's coming over...wait..why is it running?AHHH BAD DOGE AHH MAH STOOF!

So once upon a time I was in the snow biome on the island with my ptera(Steve), an argie(Chicken Little)and two freshly tamed breeding yutys (KFC and Popeye). I went to look around while KFC was taming and I spotted a level fifteen Rex so I knocked it out and was elated because the last three Rexes I’d seen... well let me tell you. The first one I knocked out and my dumass Dimorphodon killed when I wasn’t paying attention(love when you forget to put attack conscious only on), the second one I I knocked out successfully, the third one was the wrong gender(trying for breeding pair) so I killed it for prime meat and then I realized I couldn’t find the second one raged and quit. Now back to the snow biome. Honestly, this part is pretty short a bunch of god-damned hyaenadon jerks came out of nowhere when I was getting prime meat and killed the Rex.

SCREQ YOU HYAENODONS!!!!

Man group killed my thyla called simba I i kill each one I see now

I play with this guy all day, and some kid just WALKS in and takes him.

Me thinking the meat pack was a saddle… I’ll let you unravel the rest.

Is it just me or are some of these just as cute as a baby direwolf sometimes-

Just ebola this fast demon and pet or use a gilly and sneak behind it and pet it

BlOoDy DoLlI

It's what one of my friends say when they see a hyenadon

W h o l e t t h e d o g s o u t

aka DEATH DODGE

MORE WORDS BECAUSE WHY NOT

CAPS LOCK FOR THE WIN

My friend that was a noob he asked were to find them left with absolutely nothing 10 minutes later came back with a pack of them I was so confused cuz I can’t even get one that not in a taming pin

1.throw a stick

2.let it give you the stick

3.give it a treat

4.color it tan and white

5.name it doge

When they lead you to 50 alpha rexes. Survivor.ext has stopped working

I found a max level hyaenadon and was gonna tame it, but then it laughed too much it flew away. :(

I was playing scorched on my Xbox and I was looking for a scorpion thing and I found a pack of hyadons and I like ok I will time so I find a scorpion tame it I come back to where the hyenadons where and all of them got brutally murdered by a snake and there was just one left next to all 5 members of his pack so I tamed him and named him doggo

Kinda hard to pet them when the gnaw off your hand…

Non-Vilent I call BS

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