Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hyaenodon? Funny hyaenodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 8 · Answer 1 · 2019-09-28T09:50:18+00:00

Aww what a cute little doge...aw it's coming over...wait..why is it running?AHHH BAD DOGE AHH MAH STOOF!

score 10 · Answer 2 · 2017-10-30T12:43:19+00:00

Man group killed my thyla called simba I i kill each one I see now

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-12T00:17:33+00:00

Nice little thing about real life hyenas they laughed because they're anxious they have through the roof anxiety and they laugh because of it

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2019-10-25T00:35:33+00:00

I play with this guy all day, and some kid just WALKS in and takes him.

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-01T00:05:54+00:00

Me tells joke hydeo laughs me tells me story it lafs me gets informed my grandpa died it lafs

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-27T19:34:30+00:00

Once i hade everything i needed. Alot of meat, a gili suit, and the Dogo. I was at 99.3% then a freakin t-rex ate it and me.

Toxictalon100 lvl 78 was killed by a lvl 20 rex.

That was the 5th one today!

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2018-07-11T14:53:43+00:00

Just ebola this fast demon and pet or use a gilly and sneak behind it and pet it

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2024-08-19T01:40:03+00:00

+>me:force tames<+

Me then:”I can’t ride it or have it on my shoulder? USELESS!”

+disowns+

Tribe mate takes it and says “awww so cute”

Me:”so thats what it good for”

-dog,thedog,dogplays(ARK NICK:dog)

More tips by me should say -dog or -dogplays or -thedog

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2019-05-17T10:38:31+00:00

I found a max level hyaenadon and was gonna tame it, but then it laughed too much it flew away. :(

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-16T18:09:28+00:00

BlOoDy DoLlI

It's what one of my friends say when they see a hyenadon

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-24T18:29:37+00:00

When they lead you to 50 alpha rexes. Survivor.ext has stopped working

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-11T16:13:57+00:00

My friend that was a noob he asked were to find them left with absolutely nothing 10 minutes later came back with a pack of them I was so confused cuz I can’t even get one that not in a taming pin

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-14T21:54:25+00:00

1.throw a stick

2.let it give you the stick

3.give it a treat

4.color it tan and white

5.name it doge

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2022-10-22T05:53:08+00:00

Is it just me or are some of these just as cute as a baby direwolf sometimes-

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-13T16:53:56+00:00

Was taking an allo and a pack of these d bags came and eat me and eat my sleeping allo -_- took 3 deaths to put that damn allo down

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-18T21:29:05+00:00

Why does this thing drop keratin and prime meat? It’s a hyena.

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-27T04:17:25+00:00

W h o l e t t h e d o g s o u t

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-19T23:48:55+00:00

aka DEATH DODGE

MORE WORDS BECAUSE WHY NOT

CAPS LOCK FOR THE WIN

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-04-19T01:05:17+00:00

I was playing scorched on my Xbox and I was looking for a scorpion thing and I found a pack of hyadons and I like ok I will time so I find a scorpion tame it I come back to where the hyenadons where and all of them got brutally murdered by a snake and there was just one left next to all 5 members of his pack so I tamed him and named him doggo

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-18T23:12:09+00:00

Me thinking the meat pack was a saddle… I’ll let you unravel the rest.