Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So once upon a time I was in the snow biome on the island with my ptera(Steve), an argie(Chicken Little)and two freshly tamed breeding yutys (KFC and Popeye). I went to look around while KFC was taming and I spotted a level fifteen Rex so I knocked it out and was elated because the last three Rexes Iβd seen... well let me tell you. The first one I knocked out and my dumass Dimorphodon killed when I wasnβt paying attention(love when you forget to put attack conscious only on), the second one I I knocked out successfully, the third one was the wrong gender(trying for breeding pair) so I killed it for prime meat and then I realized I couldnβt find the second one raged and quit. Now back to the snow biome. Honestly, this part is pretty short a bunch of god-damned hyaenadon jerks came out of nowhere when I was getting prime meat and killed the Rex.
SCREQ YOU HYAENODONS!!!!
More Hyaenodon Funny Tips
This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
Omg my dogs are on Ark!!!!!!! P.s my dogs act like these do all the timeβ¦..
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
They're laughing at you not with you.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly..
He want pat
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He come in nine pack!
If you see a pack of these running at you go ahead and start planning your next spawn location
Who would win?
An intelligent lifeform capable of crafting tools and domesticing beasts
A pack of good boi