Brooooo these dudes are literally mans bestest friend they laugh at any joke even if it’s about them being so annoying to tame

Thyla:BE PREPARED!

Hyena:be prepared ye we’ll be prepared...for wut?

Thyla:FOR THE DEATH OF THE KING!

Hyena:y is he sick?

Thyla:no fool we’re gonna kill him and simba too

Hyena:great who needs a king? No king no king la la la la

Thyla:IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A KING!

Hyena:but u said uhh

There was a time I found a pack......got conered and when I was about to die they stopped biting and started laughing.....

I named my hyenadons shenzi banzai and ed

I was in the mountains for the first time and a pack these ran up to me. I was like "look at the cute doggies"... Then one of em bit me and the rest did the same. So obvious conclusion: I yelled "MURDER", hopped on my frog and stabbed them to death. Yay cute doggies.

They can be found in the dark shadowy place... Just don't betray them

dog laugh

My pet doggo.yoy.i will name him doge

If you get laughed at by this thing, you're obviously doing something wrong. Simply pick the animal up with a pteranodon and drop it in a small pen, and then you pet it! It's as easy as that!

Can we just agree that the hyaenodon is one of the cutest Dino’s

They killed my allosaurus and me

“I can protect you for the rest of your life but it’s gonna cost some pets and some McNoogets Sur”

Omg my dogs are on Ark!!!!!!! P.s my dogs act like these do all the time…..

me: I accidentally lit one on fire with a flamethrower while being attacked by a raptor :|

the majority of people here: d i e y o u. e v I l. p e r s o n

He’s not laughing at you or with you he’s laughing because you can’t tame him

Normal people: Runs away if sees this IRL. Ark people: Throws leaves and moss on themselves and pets the laughing nightmares.

To tame just feed it scraps from your table

Hyenadon= guts glory, and a whole lot of demented laughing and jeering. Yeessssss DIE STEGO DIE! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *inhales heavy* perfectly normal tame.

So once upon a time I was in the snow biome on the island with my ptera(Steve), an argie(Chicken Little)and two freshly tamed breeding yutys (KFC and Popeye). I went to look around while KFC was taming and I spotted a level fifteen Rex so I knocked it out and was elated because the last three Rexes I’d seen... well let me tell you. The first one I knocked out and my dumass Dimorphodon killed when I wasn’t paying attention(love when you forget to put attack conscious only on), the second one I I knocked out successfully, the third one was the wrong gender(trying for breeding pair) so I killed it for prime meat and then I realized I couldn’t find the second one raged and quit. Now back to the snow biome. Honestly, this part is pretty short a bunch of god-damned hyaenadon jerks came out of nowhere when I was getting prime meat and killed the Rex.

SCREQ YOU HYAENODONS!!!!

IT DOES NOT ACT LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE