Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

My friend that was a noob he asked were to find them left with absolutely nothing 10 minutes later came back with a pack of them I was so confused cuz I canβt even get one that not in a taming pin
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Oh who is a good boy, am I the only one that think they are dogs
This is no laughing matter....There's a joke in there somewhere.
aka DEATH DODGE
MORE WORDS BECAUSE WHY NOT
CAPS LOCK FOR THE WIN
Just a quick warning.. shouting Mufasa at them doesn't make them laugh.. or stop biting you!
Why the fuk do we tame this by petting it? I mean like seriously? WHO A GOOZD BOY? MY LEG IS ENJOYING YOUR TEETH MASSAGE
I remember my friend who was a Noob saw a pack of these.sir noobsalot died trying to pet them all.i was just laughing my face off while he screamed"DONT JUST STAND THERE MAN COME AND HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE AHHHHHHHHH!" I just walked away laughing 2 minutes later I was killed by a giga.thats mah karma I guess...updoot.
Whether you're funny or not, they'll laugh anyways.
They killed my allosaurus and me
They're laughing at you not with you.
They're laughing at you not with you.