I can’t believe they put my cat in ark

Boss: we need a new creature

Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...

Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian

Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!

Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs

Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN

Dev2:WHAT IN...

Everybody else:*clapping*

Dev2: I need a glass of water

I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.

My pet chameleon on steroids.

This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bath😂

Llke if this should be on the map down Llke if it shouldn't

bro slobers more than my dog

Roses are red violets are blue he burys in the sand and ambushes u

Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someone’s gonna die tonight

Hardest creature to tame on aberation