My pet chameleon on steroids.

I can’t believe they put my cat in ark

I love this stupid idea I have for when I have the game in 3 days and that’s using it like a bike and I’m thinking of making pens for them and I’m going to say for its sign sand bike garage.

If you want the creature but at really high lv let me just say your recreating a NUKE 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someone’s gonna die tonight

Boss: we need a new creature

Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...

Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian

Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!

Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs

Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN

Dev2:WHAT IN...

Everybody else:*clapping*

Dev2: I need a glass of water

my mom when I open the fridge for a snack at 11:00 pm(when its underground)

I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.

This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bath😂