Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Why do you have to blow it up then practically break it's skull on rocks and then pry open it's sleepy jaws and feed it meat to make it love you why not do it the old fashioned way and smash it's head on rocks and forcefeed it. Blowing it up is just taking it to far.
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Cool Dino
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Cool!!!!
Na they hed the coolest crocodile behind money
I canβt believe they put my cat in ark
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water
Did my Moschops evolve?
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I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.
My pet chameleon on steroids.
This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bathπ
Roses are red violets are blue he burys in the sand and ambushes u
Me and my dad were playing on scorcherd earth and he spawned one in and said it looked like a Christmas tree