Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Why do you have to blow it up then practically break it's skull on rocks and then pry open it's sleepy jaws and feed it meat to make it love you why not do it the old fashioned way and smash it's head on rocks and forcefeed it. Blowing it up is just taking it to far.
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I canβt believe they put my cat in ark
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water
(fake)Tip: you knock it out using tranqs (100% real)
And this beautiful creature looks my bearded dragon if he had 10 grams of steroids every day for a week
OMG IS THAT MY DOGππβ¨β€οΈπ« I CANT BELIEVE IT
My pet chameleon on steroids.
I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.
Llke if this should be on the map down Llke if it shouldn't
bro slobers more than my dog
This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bathπ
Hardest creature to tame on aberation