Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
WTF are you able to swim in sand on the back of this but are unable to be in a…
WTF are you able to swim in sand on the back of this but are unable to be in a sand storm. You are eating sand on the back of these things.
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I canβt believe they put my cat in ark
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water
I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.
My pet chameleon on steroids.
This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bathπ
Na they hed the coolest crocodile behind money
Did my Moschops evolve?
β plastic bag
Roses are red violets are blue he burys in the sand and ambushes u
Oh digidig digidig digππππ (it's a kid show)
Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someoneβs gonna die tonight