Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Where is the logic you basically just find a house off a Dino bomb it until it gives up and then you hop on his back and smash him into rocks till he is asleep then shove meat down his throat until it Loves you and then you have a mutant lizzard
More Fasolasuchus Funny Tips
I canβt believe they put my cat in ark
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water
My pet chameleon on steroids.
Basically a moschops but built different
I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.
Poor lystrosaurus got into steroids and working out in high school
Roses are red violets are blue he burys in the sand and ambushes u
They once had this actually kinda cool lizard, and they turned it into a giant bulbdog
You need to blow it up?!?! This thing is βharder than a month-old biscuitβ
This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bathπ