My pet chameleon on steroids.

I can’t believe they put my cat in ark

Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someone’s gonna die tonight

I love this stupid idea I have for when I have the game in 3 days and that’s using it like a bike and I’m thinking of making pens for them and I’m going to say for its sign sand bike garage.

Boss: we need a new creature

Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...

Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian

Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!

Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs

Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN

Dev2:WHAT IN...

Everybody else:*clapping*

Dev2: I need a glass of water

my mom when I open the fridge for a snack at 11:00 pm(when its underground)

I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.

It looks like my cat after it fell in the bath

This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bath😂