Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Bobby! He broke the wall let’s go!
Bobby: But my dod-
Me: It’s just a dodo
Trex: You’ll regret for leaving dodo
“Chomp”
Me: oh my!
Friend: Run!
Me: … we should tame the Rex to fight the faso.
Friend: then we save dodo!
Answer 1: They all escaped together: WRONG
Answer 2: Bobby died and they ran away: WRONG
Answer 3: Bobby died but tamed Rex to fight fas: CORRECT
Answer 4: They escaped with the Rex: WRONG
More Fasolasuchus Funny Tips
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water