You might have heard of a bunch of men “taking Jerusalem,” but b I swear these motherfers walked on right past my tts outside of my water cave base. Long story short I’m now 2 mosas short.

Me: *gets stung by this*

Also me: *sleeps*

Level 150 alpha mosa: *tears me to shreds*

Me: *is a skeleton*

I saw this things walk,don't swimming

When I was seven I had one of those thing I called them "land lobsters " (off of neebs gaming)

For some reason I was ambushed by one on my land base. Got knocked out but was very confused.

No body likes poor eurypteri.

Cool a underwater Scorpion that's gonna kill me. YAY

And this would be another Ebola your friend and run.

My base is in viking bay so I have to deal with these buggers alot but thankfulee I have post controll

Are these mfs supposed to just fly on land like that or what?

Broken tank of a lobster demon is what this thing should be called. Will literally float on land and in the water knock ya out with one tap. Terminate with extreme force 😂😂

So I had FINALLY tamed a electro whatever (it’s a eel) and then… so many came and killed it R.I.P

If you see three or more of these roid lobsters swimming towards you run for u life

Boats can be red

The water is blue

If you see this

Then you are done

When you use Siri to find black pearls and run into a horde of 25 of this dudes and Siri says here’s your black pearls me: bruh

Looks weird like a lobster but... prehistoric

Arnt they the rattler of the see

They float ☹️🔫....................

See this thing? Bola that, and not your tribemate

Why does this creepy lobster is on th me mobile but not the megalania?