Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Are these mfs supposed to just fly on land like that or what?
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I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....
The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...
I just call them big trilibites or angry lobsters.
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
Eh i need more words to post this
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.
Oohhh that looks like good lobster. π¦+π=β οΈπ€¬π¦