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Nov 6, 2020
Are these mfs supposed to just fly on land like that or what?
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3 weeks ago
I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....
Sep 14, 2020
The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...
12 days ago
I just call them big trilibites or angry lobsters.
Jun 4, 2020
They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Mar 21, 2020
Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY
Apr 20, 2020
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
Jan 31, 2020
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too
Jul 3, 2020
Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
Apr 4, 2020
I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.
Oct 5, 2020
Oohhh that looks like good lobster. 🦞+😁=☠️🤬🦞
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