So I had FINALLY tamed a electro whatever (it’s a eel) and then… so many came and killed it R.I.P
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
You don't tame it...
IT TAMES YOU
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
trip to red lobster gone wrong
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
