Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

That moment when you just got ark, enjoying the map, found out that some tames are good underwater so you decide to explore a little, you get some scuba gear and go to explore the ocean, you reach the bottom and see some glowing sh.t, you dismount to check it out and your Dino says f this and started going up. You noticed but then get distracted by the lobster looking thingy, you think it might be friendly and decided to let it get close ….

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

"psst"

"What was that?"

"your knocked out rn that lobster r-KOd you."

"Oh,"

I hear all of these people being scared the sight of these things

me: Enter, the ascendant metal pike

+10 raw meat

+5 silica pearls

+10 oil

+15 black pearls

Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you

Under water troodons