What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.
Devs: how much torpor do you want it to do?
Creator: so much that you cant even move
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
is this on mobile? up this if u know it is
THESE ARE NOT LOBSTERS!! They are sea scorpions!🦂
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Gotta love it when I’m running around on console rag and this guy just flies at me menacingly like some goddamn Harry Potter broom ripoff
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Yay…..rock lobster…duh dun dun….help
I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....
Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY
The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...
Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
Up if you hate this guy's ps I have not seen these guys so ya
When i was trying to get some wood this guy knocked me out something like 10 times
I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.
Alot of times people ask me what this is and do you know what I say "The reason I don't play Ragnarok" (I HATE these things)