Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you

Under water troodons

That moment when you just got ark, enjoying the map, found out that some tames are good underwater so you decide to explore a little, you get some scuba gear and go to explore the ocean, you reach the bottom and see some glowing sh.t, you dismount to check it out and your Dino says f this and started going up. You noticed but then get distracted by the lobster looking thingy, you think it might be friendly and decided to let it get close ….

I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....

Giga: I am the strongest carnivore!

Rex: I am less strong than the Giga but players love me just as much!

Deinonychus: I have no fall damage and I can climb walls!

Wyvern: I deal good damage and I can fly!

Eurypterid: I trick players into grabbing the loot at the bottom of the shipwreck in Ragnarok!

- Lohikäärme

“Lobstah”

-Me when I see Lobstah

Hug it

Just do it

U won’t regret it

U might die tho

Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people

Eurypterid:Hold my beer

Devs: how much torpor do you want it to do?

Creator: so much that you cant even move

Gotta love it when I’m running around on console rag and this guy just flies at me menacingly like some goddamn Harry Potter broom ripoff

Why is this on the aquatic page when it clearly likes to float towards you ON LAND and ruin you're hardcore playthrough -Krysta1Wyvrn

The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...

I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.

I hear all of these people being scared the sight of these things

me: Enter, the ascendant metal pike

+10 raw meat

+5 silica pearls

+10 oil

+15 black pearls