Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2018-01-03T04:27:18+00:00

Me and my friend were minding our own business on ragnorok and suddenly I found a floating creature with claws and leg things.. on land. Apparently it and it's friend glitched out of water. Needless to say.. we got knocked out immediately and just watched in horror as we both were slowly killed.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-30T19:18:24+00:00

Another useless dino made to make your day worse...

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-28T20:15:43+00:00

Don’t go near it the torpor increase is mental.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-27T23:13:22+00:00

These things CAN and WILL kill you.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-27T23:08:37+00:00

IRAQ LOBSTER

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-26T07:36:41+00:00

These deep sea troodons are straight from your nightmares

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-25T19:09:07+00:00

I don't have a tip, I'm just the first person to post anything on this

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-25T17:09:02+00:00

There a bitch in water but even worse when there on land

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-23T17:15:17+00:00

“Found at bottom of the ocean floor” I found one floating next to my base, and it didn’t die. That’s what non-dedicated sessions do to you.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2017-12-20T16:23:37+00:00

What is this thing?

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2017-12-18T05:27:50+00:00

I'm first!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2017-12-18T03:44:45+00:00

They’re like lawyers. They’re worth very much, but they’re bottom feeding, backstabbing scumbags.

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2026-02-28T11:37:06+00:00

Go near it. It will give you good loot

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2024-01-27T04:04:15+00:00

It’s a big sea MONKEEEEEEEeEeEE

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2023-05-05T18:51:11+00:00

Dis thing SUUUUCKS needs mor words

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-16T20:39:05+00:00

Hay its a lobster...oh...oh dear god

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-06T04:52:47+00:00

Sorry for the spam I'm really passionate about this gag

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-20T04:52:09+00:00

Legends say... it was so ugly any dino that saw it died...

No wonder all the dinosaurs went extinct.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-29T00:32:24+00:00

It's a sea scorpion guy's. It has a stinger on its tail LIKE A SCORPION.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-28T02:53:27+00:00

Is it just me or did trilobites get among us and steel the suits to fly like a astronaut lol