I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....

They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY

The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...

Can't sleep? I will help!





Eh i need more words to post this

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer

I see this i bolo my team mate and run

I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.

First time I saw the floaty lobster he Cosbyed me so I argoed a carno to nom nom him but instead they both came at me so I ran into a scorpion and instead of watching a 3 way they all teamed up to eat me