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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Me and my friend were minding our own business on ragnorok and suddenly I found a floating creature with claws and leg things.. on land. Apparently it and it's friend glitched out of water. Needless to say.. we got knocked out immediately and just watched in horror as we both were slowly killed.
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
Yeah I will not to go in YHE OCEAN WITHOUT MOSA OR TUSO or ichthy of course
BECAUSE THEY CAN ONE SHOOT YOU UNCONSCIOUS
be carefull!!
Me:ha! Killed all the annoying jellyfish, now I can go swimming! My dad:what about the sea scorpions? Me:about the what? Text:Bob has died
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
You don't tame it...
IT TAMES YOU
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if⦠Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT