Legends say... it was so ugly any dino that saw it died...
No wonder all the dinosaurs went extinct.

I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....

The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...

They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY

Can't sleep? I will help!





Eh i need more words to post this

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer

I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.

I just call them big trilibites or angry lobsters.