Oh no oh no oh no! I MADE A TYPO WHEN STATING THAT I CARE ABOUT TYPOS!

WHY DO YOU NOT REMIND ME TO TRIPLE CHECK EVERYTHING I WRITE FOR TYPOS LIFE!

wow is me, what shall I do, my career is over!

Goodbye, cruel world. *Begins digging a grave*

Actually, change of plans, I'll live, whatever cruel outside presence caused me to make a typo won't though. . .

~Poecilotheria dramatica

And considering the sloppy nature of your DIY arguments, and the fact I only got the WORST ONE, which for your information was not an argument, it was a correction of incorrect information, and if you're really picky the time I quoted a Wikipedia article, from Google, I think you know what I meant,

and by the way, NO, that's what I call you*, you may call me

*ahem*

Vanquisher of those who assume that not being an expert on avian neurology instantaneously qualifies one of idiocy,

Grand cake stealer extrordinaire,

Expert on historical rules of marriage,

Gifted rambler of irrelevant information,

Writer of a virtual book,

Apprentice nerd,

Grade C sarcastic responder,

Proud speaker of British English,

Outrageously bizarre,

Feline behaviourist,

Human hater,

Upper class frying pan combat master/mistress,

Obsessive polisher of tinfoil,

World's most OCD debatee,

shunner of homophobes,

Cryptozoologist and cryptobotanist of departments theorising and credibility locating,

Elite member of the PITAP society,

Universally renouned re-nouner(I take a noun, and change it),

Lover of sharks,

Expert on the mythologies and superstitions subject of the common river otter,

Lacker of typographical errors, typos to the ignorant layman,

Moderately skilled chess player,

Can tell the difference between a slow-worm and a snake,

The only Knower of the EXACT difference between a

hotdog a frankfurter and a Weiner,

Keeper and guardian of the EXACT difference between a

hotdog a frankfurter and a Weiner,

Never going to tell anybody the EXACT difference between a

hotdog a frankfurter and a Weiner,

Eater of daschunds,

Potentate of- wait, what? Eater of daschunds?

. . . Ignore that part.

Anyway.

Potentate of the mighty kingdom of Mêowland,

And almighty spouter of fur from the lungs.

I know that's more a list of accomplishments than a name, but it's the name I answer to, Poecilotheria metallica is just a short version so that when I write a first chapter it doesn't end up with a title longer than the chapter.

~VGEGWAGPOFHUPWSCEULELMMCTKNEPA,

Also known as Poecilotheria metallica,

That one who wrote draconis tales and the unspeakably horrible story in meso section that would act as an emetic to your digestive system,

Poecilotheria yesididjustsaythatallica,

Writes stories but seems not to speak,

TIOTGP,

DTG(not to be confused with DTG),

TFFP,

TAP(the most satisfying fanfictioner acronym to say, tap tap tap tap, see),

ROCK,

Yes I did just say rock,

Yes I DID just say rock,

YES I did just say rock,

YES I DID JUST SAY ROCK,

Big blue spider.

Now.

Go.

A.

Way.

If.

You.

Don't.

Want.

To.

Continue.

*From a logical perspective, saying something is plagiarised is therefore plagiarism due to the many times it has been said that something is plagiarised.

I'm not calling them comebacks you fool, I'm trying to be left alone, if you had a brain you might see that and stop "pretending to successfully insult me"

And I might be interested in a complete list of the times I've actually said you're wrong at times that you aren't.

And actually, you just seem to be insulting me for your maladjusted pleasure,

FOR *pixelised word* SAKE, I AM TRYING TO READ, GO AWAY OR I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU I SWEAR.

And here's the REAL purpose of the test:

To test mental blindness, you having accused me of it seems the perfect time to reveal the secret objective of the secret test that you never noticed,

It turns out you have the second most of it I've ever seen in a test, the most of it I've seen while testing for it was in

Adolf Hitler.

I've also noticed that you fill most of the boxes for the exact definition of SPIT classification, if you're really as smart as you seem obliged to think you are you know what that stands for.

~unfazed Poecilotheria metallica,

And if you're wondering,

I left an encoded message in the thing involving where Ackbar was, you either didn't notice it or didn't heed it, do both.

This argument has gone on for so long now. Maybe around a week or more, but this honestly needs to stop. I’ve never seen a argument go on for this long and this should be already ended. Does it really matter who gets the final say? We need to come to a very peaceful agreement (most likely will be hard.) and maybe not try to use smart come backs? Also, DTG what website did you use for the plagiarism test? (hoped I spelled that correctly.) I’m not trying to defend P. Metallica, (do I dare say the shortened version?) I’m just curious. But anyways, we must try our best to come to a peaceful agreement, which will most likely be hard, as I said. So we must stop this war, for this doesn’t represent the community. (I don’t think that part really matters, because who is going to look here and say, “wow this is the community?” Most likely nobody.) but if this goes on for any longer after this, well I tried.

-Lamprey

(I bet somebody will make a response to this saying something like “If P. Metallica stops trying to make Einstein responses” and I don’t know what else to put there for a response. Though no hate, nor defending anyone, this just has gone on for too long.)

Perseverance? Huh?

I'll show you something that you'll see if your not as blind as you seem:

I sit here minding my own business and you go

"Actually, yoU WrOnG"

I get up and try to slap you, but miss and you say

"Actually, YoU wRoNG"

Then, I DO slap you and you say

"ActUAllY, yOu WrOnGGg"

Then you try to run away and fix all your problems.

I stop you from running, because you can't run away immediately after being a little **** like a 3 year old, and you say

"aCtUAlLy yOu wRoong aNd yoU hAve PerSeveRancE lEveL 100000"

Firstly, you're pretty full of perseverance yourself, because what are you accomplishing by pretending to be einstein, or annoying the hell out of me? I think your forgetting who is in the place of the defender, and who's in the place of the attacker

(you, for starting the argument), the defender cannot by definition be as persever as the attacker, because the defender is trying to BE LEFT ALONE, NOT YOU.

YOU ARE THE MOST BLIND PERSON, that I've ever met, for that reason. You have to be the best, the smartest, the coolest, and crap like that. nomatter how book-smart those people are, they are the worst of us, and the least intelligent, especially when their comebacks are "YoU WrOnG" like I said earlier. So, I recommend you stop sneaking around the sidelines, pretending to successfully insult me, and then calling me perserverent. Mental blindness is the only judge of intelligence, not how much you know about an exict bird, so maybe think things through before BLINDLY being an idiot and ignoring your own problems.

Also, may I ask you when TF I asked for you to ever come in, or run away and then say this?

If you can tell me, then you can say I "have PerSeveRancE lEvel 1000000", but until then, FIND A VALID ARGUMENT AND STOP SLIPPING AROUND WITH HORRIBLE INSULTS, AND CALLING THEM COMEBACKS.

-DTG

I never believed Dodos were stupid, it was a joke, so guess who that makes the Æšshole:

NOT MEH.

-DTG, please kill me

Or I don't care if you apologise. . .

I don't like people apologising,

It's uncomfortable.

~Poecilotheria yesididjustsaythatallica

Ok DTG, this is Poecilotheria Metallica from the potential future timeline where this argument becomes a full-out war that lasts several centuries because you leave an immortal AI implanted with your incapability to give up on an idiotic cause behind after you die so that the war can never be ended,

Get a conscience now before that future timeline happens,

If you really care about an apocalypse not happening, you won't care that the version of you from this timeline dies if you do,

Of course, you have such a massive ego that will almost certainly not happen.

anyway,

how's it going in the past? Back here in the future what's left of humanity is either hiding out in Australia until this is over or killing each other on a battlefield because you created D.T.G, the thing I mentioned earlier, don't ask me what the acronym means

to attempt to win even beyond the grave, hope you don't mind me saying, but it really is an annoying thing, right now it's exterminating a bunch we sent in to disconnect power from it's acid pumping system, oh yeah, did I mention it pumps sulphuric acid into the clouds to flush anybody out of their hiding places? Well, anyway, out of the so far. . . Hang on. . . Let me just consult that mathematician dove. . . 999,999,999,999,999,999 possible timelines,

at least one of which involves us sitting and glaring at each other silently for a full week before we end up fainting from dehydration and sleep deprival.

5 involve you admitting you are just saying I must be right because ____ and walking away.

Another still involves me building a large lunar colony with no WiFi just to get away from this argument.

Another involves both of us admitting this was a total waste of time, before arguing over the exact definition of a total waste of time, before admitting that a more valid debate would be the Intelligence of dodos, then starting the circle all over again. And again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, I could keep saying this all day, but I have to go shoot down some drones with a Gatling gun modified to fire stale bread. . . Did I mention we're really low on real ammunition? It would be hilarious what sort of things everybody has managed to use as weapons if it weren't a total apocalypse over here.

Ps. Are robins normal in your timeline? In ours they. . . Went down a few abandoned evolutionary paths. . .

Let's just say being attacked by a swarm of fanged robins that can reduce a human body to a skeleton in a quarter of a picosecond is not fun. . . They did make a nest in the D.T.G's circuits though, it was banging itself on the floor and having seizures from a broken brain wire, slightly dangerous when the thing banging it's head on the wall is a ten meter tall spherical robot. . . But it was still amusing to watch from a distance.

Poecilotheria metallica. Who managed to retain sanity in a nuclear apocalypse.

Poecilotheria

Well DTG, fine, I can take that into account,

firstly, I never said Buddha was wrong about things in a relevant context, that's just an opinion.

Secondly, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah one hundred percent, we both know SOMEBODY here is just making things up.

Thirdly, "never existed", so sorry I have to say this. I AGREE WITH YOU, you used totally sourceless 'evidence' such as "dodos could not solve their problems, therefore, they were incredibly stupid and YOU'RE WRONG, I'll stop acting like Einstein, if you stop "acting" like a five year old, only you aren't acting, are you.

Fourthly, I think I used quotation marks where they were due, I believe I would only be required to use them if I'd just copypasted everything, in my opinion, or, actually, in everyone's opinion, it is better to have a source for an argument, it is still a good argument even if it isn't my own.

Fifthly(is that even a word 'intellectual'?) have I ever responded to pretty much anything else somebody has said? Like. Ever.

Answer that truthfully, and I might reconsider your personality.

Sixthly, do you really think I care about anything you have to say, I was never even involved, I participated in this just to test your perseverance, and I have good news, and bad news,

Here's the good news: you've got perseverance up to your neck.

The bad news is, it's terrible, just give up, everybody agrees that dodos were clever but you, get. Real. This only makes you unpopular.

Afterthought.

And just when I thought I'd gotten through to you, but no, you have to keep saying,

"No no no, you're wrong, I have no valid evidence but I must be right because I'm amazing"

~Poecilotheria metallica, at least I hope, I'm leaning dangerously over the line of becoming

Lactodectus tredecimguttatus.

I am done, Stop. It.

PM, I don't think you understand...

I won't apologize until you stop trying to act like einstein. That's what I've been trying to tell you, but I guess you're not like einstein even enough to find that out.

*signs peace treaty*

But I guess that's impossible for you to do, so there you go.

-DTG

Wow there was one big argument going on here.

APP

1. Ark 2? ... how can they possibly expand? My brain...

2. Rock DNA? What happened to Long Live Peace? We are one people, now shake hands... I know you didn't, go on... do it.

3. I actually don't have a 3 but I thought it would be weird to end on 2.

~CL1

DTG, trying my best not to start an argument so, —_—.

How does it prove your point that brain size is NOT a good proxy for intelligence, dodos were closely related to pigeons, pigeons are smart, it wouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce that dodos were probably just as clever, also, living on an island with basically no predators meant they could evolve in any way, when animals have no predators, they tend to get smarter.

Also, I beg to differ, I know people(irl by the way not you) who could not be smart with any words.

And, even? Even? WHAT HAS LITERALLY EVERYONE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU pigeons are smart, humans think they are smarter due to their xenophobic tendencies, bigotry, high self-esteem, ect.

What I am trying to say is, whatever bald pink monkeys think, it's actually been found that most animals are probably as smart or smarter than humans, plus, swamp guy, how does not making videogames and spaceships make something inferior in intelligence?? Orcas have no hands, of course they can't make lunar Landers, and anyway, why would they ever want to, however, they are clearly capable of understanding and even speaking human language, and yet humans still can't even nearly understand theirs, if a species with no civilisation whatsoever has to translate themselves to us to be understood, how are we smarter for inventing the wheel and attaching it to a tank of burning dead animals to power a transport machine when they have legs?

Also, actually pigeons CAN comprehend complex mathematical equations, they can tell exactly how far they are from their nest just by the position of the earth's center of gravity compared to their bodies.

Anyway, bye!

Oh, one more thing, CONGRATULATIONS we have successfully beaten the world record for longest argument ever.

~Poecilotheria metallica

Buddha also said “People suffer because they are caught in their views. As soon as we release those views, we are free and we don’t suffer anymore.”

I guess that kind of hits the point 🤷‍♂️

Swamp Guy

Thank you pm! Also let’s move to one of the kibble sections like maybe quetz kibble for seasnake.

Skronk

DTG. PM. Please stop fighting. Both of you can click on the top left corner, click recipes, click dyes, click on the one that is grey titled silver dies and read everything there to know what is happening. You guys seem to be tearing this community apart, no offense, and DTG, I thank you for your apology. Thank you,and sorry this was in your zone seasnake.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

"Buddha taught his followers the Four Noble Truths as follows: Life is/means Dukkha (mental dysfunction or suffering)"

-A website on google

Google, Budda, Stephen Hawking, and Watermelon are all on my side...

Why do you pursist?

-DTG

P.M. just literally implied that he/she is smarter than BUDDA! That's a new level of low. His IQ was most likely 190+!!!

HE WAS RIGHT.

Life IS SUFFERING,

Denying that is just foolish.

STEPHEN Hawking (NOT STEVEN, if I said that before, it was a typo) quote, don't fail me now...

“People who boast about their IQs are losers.” -Stephen Hawking

Don't you dare say you're smarter than Steven Hawking, he's a GOD in terms of intelligence.

-DTG (all the quotes are on my side )

DON'T MESS WITH ME PM...COLLAGE STUDENT OR NOT! I WATCH KURHDJZOEHJS#NENEJDJHSHW IN A NUTSHELL, OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT'S CALLED!

I'M AN INTELLECTUAL!

also, your not even proving points anymore, you're literally just trying to tell me my arguments are wrong, and failing at it too!

-Pigeons are not as smart as homo sapiens.

-Life IS suffering, you're blind if you can't see that

-even if earth can't heal itself, THE PLANET WILL BLOW UP EVENTUALLY ANYWAY

-lastly, you may crush arguments normally...but I'm no average person...

I'm an intellectual!

Seasnake, please go to the ferox section...

-DTG