DtG, don't make me tell you this just because as I have stated before that I can't help but pursue arguments until they're drained of their energy and totally empty of the essence of an argument, but.

I have literally NEVER copy pasted anything from. . . Anywhere Google or otherwise, you, on the other hand, clearly flick through the pages of a book for about five seconds, take absolute facts that can never be changed, such as

"dodos died because of human encroachment"

And took a lot of. .. to avoid escalation. . . Let's call it 'creative liberties' to make yourself seem smart.

~Poecilotheria metallica

Ps. Apologia, but I like competitive pursuits, especially ones that involve enlightening lumps of empty Brain cells.

Ps to Ps. Sorry

PPS. No, you aren't correct, the best thing to do is put everyone else in a hole first.

Ps to PPS. again, I apologize

Ppps. look, you are not a chocolate chip cookie, get bakc into the story

Ps to ppps. Not to you, that was Glowyrm trying to sneak into my mind's store of biscuits

Ps to Ps of ppps. It makes up of several large bank vaults somewhere in my right cerebrum if you're wondering.

PPS to ps of ppps. It's in my right cerebrum specifically to keep it out of range of the aforementioned gecko who lives in the right side, he must've snuck aboard a synapse

Ppps to ps of ppps. I'm weird aren't I?

Pppps. C'mon, if Storm is dead how does that mean you can't make him into a pinâta? Fish him out of the lake and stuff him!

Ppppps. NO you are not a chocolate chip cookie! Get back to the left side!

Ok, so, as many people have made fanfictioners in a nutshell ect, here is the first characters in a nutshell:

Main Marisanguisian(marisanguis is Latin for seasnake)universe:

Furbeak: has an actual LIFE more than I can say for some of the others. . . Lives to be annoyed or killed.

Blicket: CRAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SUICIDAL IS MY MIDDLE NAME, ONLY I HAVE ONLY ONE NAME.

Wildew: Blicket's conscience, less crazy, but likes Blicket enough to help her with things he knows will probably get them both killed.

Flame: a bit boring, if you ask me, I mean, out of everything you could say when a massive crazy wyvern lady burns your face off "AAAAAAAARRGHH. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Really, you should say

"I shall go to sleep in glory"

-actual words spoken by a French revolutionary leader

as he was guillotined.

Qinter: Qinter, Qinter is Qinter.

Vein: DOWN WITH RULES! REVOLT!

Hurricane: exists for awkwardness.

Raphus(dodo tales) universe:

Jerry: ok, so, just, keep calm, don't panic, be eaten by raptors.

Rick: Very obscure history, deliberately.

Fenrir: so, you see, there's an artery here, you cut it open, then you step away so you don't get blood on your shoes, fast!

Poecilotherian universe:

Obsidian: Smart, but can be slightly stupid at times

Bluefeathers & Amethyst since they're basically the same: books, scientific theories, confuse the others

Lupus: slow to trust people, has been known to consider murdering others when he meets them

Bob(there is no Latin word for Bob) universe:

Bob: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

INV: . . . Really. . . How is my army so incompetent?

Swamp guy(I've given up on the Latin names) universe:

Nox: just some kaprosuchus who has a reputation for being at the wrong place the wrong time

Cutter: why. Me. Out. Of. The. Hundreds. Of. Kapro's. In. The. Swamp. The. Birds. Took. Me

Roughtooth: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . .

Kai: skilled in

• talking to animals

• snapping weapons in half

• nothing

Jenny: eats berries

Ok.

Big eagle kitteh

Slav: AAAAAAAARRGHH. . .

Skrake: hahaha! World domination! I am like Nerva but more so!

Cenness: raw. Insane from element, insane anyway. . .

Skronkmonstrian universe:

Ammonite: no, don't ask me how Annie is short for Ammonite, and don't ask me how dead fish violently explode either

George: talks, a lot

John: permanently confused and talks to himself

Helena: —.—

Brad: BRAD

Bro: (-\)

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Characters who are in multiple universes roughly the same:

The crystal queen: look, you can try, but you can't succeed. Oh... You succeeded(wellll technically the succeeded is only in one universe, as you may have noticed)

~Poecilotheria metallica,

Same here, DTG. I don't show it, but my mother has a kidney stone, my stepfather is sick because of his blood pressure levels, and my eldest dog is dying.. :(

-Seasnake

DTG, five things:

You said anything that can only think eat pee poop reproduce is stupid, so you are saying you're stupid.

Pigeons are WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY smarter than humans, nothing can be said but "go avian theropod dinosaurs, you're the second smartest creatures on earth behind orcas"

And, perhaps the only thing the Buddha ever said that was correct was "I don't exist"

What SHOULD be said is

"you don't have to suffer to live, but if you don't suffer, do you really live anyway?"

-metaphorically spoken by many psychologists.

And, no, not everything done by humans can be fixed.

Want to hear what happened to one of our closest celestial neighbors, no? Well I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.

Venus was a life supporting planet, much like this hunk of incandescent rock hurtling through space at incredible speeds while orbiting a large sphere of burning hydrogen and helium that we're standing on,

But then, some carbon dioxide and methane got into the atmosphere, and then more. . .

And more. . .

And now look, the planet is a barren volcanic hellhole so hot that the rocks glow at night and space probes sent there melted when they got into the atmosphere, the only remaining life known are microorganisms that's only goal in life is to drift around in the air, photosynthesise, excrete some phosphine, then die,

And by the time the planet is back to normal, the sun will swell up and swallow it before collapsing in dissapearing.

~the history of the planet Venus, a short story by

P. metallica.

Plus, concerning the dodos, would YOU be able to react in time if a bunch of ugly animals appeared from the sea, ate your kids, speared and roasted everyone you know, and then went after you?

Ps, sorry, but I have a hard time not pursuing arguments until I have WRUNG EVERY MOLECULE OF FLUID FROM THEM UNFIL THEY HAVE NOTHING TO FIVE THEN CAST THEM AWAY LIKE A WORTHLESS LUMP

OF. . . pork rind?. . Human flesh?. . Fish bones?. . Uh, we'll get back to that later.

Ah. The meaning of life.

I'd say everyone has an imprint on this world, if some Tasmanian Devil finds and eats our corpse, or any animal, we would be helping the planet in some way. If we die fighting against pollution, GOOD FOR US. If you have bought a dog from a puppy mill, you're saving that dog's life! Even if instead of throwing your.. I don't know, a plastic bottle away, you recycle it and you're doing good for the planet. If you just help some stranger get up or you set an example to a five year old about how your dreams can still become reality, then give yourself a cookie or something. EVEN IF YOU DROP SOMETHING OUTSIDE, maybe some future civilisation will find it and treasure it, wondering what it is(highly improbable dont go dropping stuff in your yard). Everyone has an imprint on this world, even if you didn't realize it. So life is to help the planet, I guess. To help it live and thrive.

-basically Kurzgezagt in A Nutshell, in a nutshell

ALSO P METALLICA IS EITHER A SMART COLLEGE STUDENT OR A SCIENTIST THAT PLAYS ARK.

-Seasnake

For me, LITERALLY EVERYTHING I SAY IN TEXT SOUNDS RUDE so since you can't hear my voice that jokes about everything then you'd think I'm angry or something. Also, I don't really care if you say something rude, stop apologizing ;-;. About the furry thing, they are just people with fur suits that have a passion for animals (I admit, they are kinda weird)

-Seasnake

Sorry for being a little **** seasnake.

Forgive me please.

-DTG

I like the idea of fanfiction Friday, but do we need all those rules? I mean, I WANT to write ten chapters about hot dogs.

Swamp Guy

Ah well I guess I already wrote a chapter of A Genesis Story in Ferox lol.

-Seasnake

PIGEONS are VERY, VERY, VERY smart. They know how to get home and travel just by where the sun is sitting; and they can escape the mighty PEREGRINE FALCON! They had more stamina than the falcon, because of their thicker chest, and they are actually relatives to doves. Yes, DOVES. Also, fun fact, they feed a modified milk to their children. ;-; yeah..

-Seasnake

Atleast Vein lived.

-TCK

By the way DTG, birds, and, contrary to popular believe, particularly pidgeons, which dodos were a type of, are very smart, corvids more than pidgeons, but still, thought you might want to know dodos aren't stupid.

~P. metallica, also sometimes known as

"writes stories but seems not to speak"

"Big blue spider"

"The guy who wrote Draconis tales and the unspeakably horrible

story in meso section that would act as an emetic to your

digestive system"

Want dis on mobile please wild card please

I tried to summon this instead of finding the artifacts but everytime I summoned it it was tamed I even killed and it did nothing I summoned other bosses and they worked fine so why does this one nit

A got this cuz a mod it was called a elder fire dragon now we need chinese dragons 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

So I was going to fight the dragon on alpha difficulty, so I brought my Giganotosaurs and my Yutyrannus (I didn’t know the dragon did extra hits to carnivores). They died. So I thought that I would cheat the system by bringing Baryonyxs and seagulls. Anyone who reads this, just bring brontos and tickle chickens. Fish eaters are apparently still carnivores.

The Frost chronicles: episode 1 One day in the thingy in space, the overseer, the overlook, and the over exaggerate were discussing the new boss. Overseer: hmmm what should be our next boss? Over exaggerate: A new overseer? Overlook: No you idiot we meant mini-boss. Over exaggerate: oh. Overseer: a spider? Overlook: no i hate spiders but let’s add it to the competitors list. Overseer: a monkey? Overlook: added to list. Overseer: a lizard? Over exaggerate: a dragon would be cool. Overseer: YES MAKE THAT! Overlook: GENIUS IDEA! Over exaggerate: I was being sarcastic. Overseer and Overlook: Well it was good. And they made a dragon and that’s how the dragon was made. THE END!

One day at the red obelisk a primeevil dragon appeared on the beach it was level 9123 I new I had to tame it it killed all my Dino’s except my prime basilisk it was mine I went on a rampage it was so myth fun I had my first ever dragon.

-Hey Sup guys Red Dragon here

Apparently the owner’s friend also hates Draconis cuz he posted Chapter 25 just so bad. But the rest of the series is good.

The Lord of Flames Part 24

“Now let me introduce you to my humble servants…” 3 containers labeled Amethyst, Bluefeathers, and Obsidian rose from the ground. The Overseer was enraged by this. “MANTICORE! You are disobeying the Ark Rules by YOUR Overseer! End this now or else I will terminate you single-handedly!”

“Oh why should you?” A thousand chains appeared and wrapped around the Overseer, blocking his vision (and his powers). “I will now unleash the Enstrengthened Crystal Slayers upon you. The containers opened. Each drake had glowing red eyes that emitted yellow fire.

“Lysrix. Take Mr. Prettyfeathers over there. Crystal Wyvern Queen, handle Amethyst. I’ll take Obsidian.” But then the Manticore only made it harder by giving the Enstrengthened Crystal Slayers powers based on their names…