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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol
*teleports in with theri's and yuty*(alpha)
"OK guys we can do this let's go woo"
*uses courage roar theri's do good damage*
"Huh I wonder why it's flying so high well I'll just wait for it to come back it's not like it can do anything"
*waits a few seconds and looks up*
"is ThAt a fIrEbaLllLllLlL?"
*firey agony and doom*
"Ahhhhhhh!"
*Your theri level 194 died* 6 times
"OH NO not gOoD"
*all but 2 theris die*
"Welp I'm fOrKeD"
*armor breaking at max volume"
"sHetc
*You died*
*moves to console power button*
*click*
"Now let's watch ppl do it right on yt and act like nothing happened"
Beware the darkness of caves
Beware of the stalker of trees
Beware the talons of power and sharpness
Beware of the noob who is not what she seems
Something is coming to to shake the earth
Something is coming to scorch the ground
Ark will fall between Rexs and spinos
Unless the lost land of dragons can be found
— pokewof fan