
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
When ARK has lasted twenty years…
The pro gamers will come
When the land is soaked in noobs and tears
the pro gamers will come
Find the gamer tag of “ # whoopsy doo”
The Night player shall come to you
The biggest YouTuber in mountain high
Will gift you the tamed dragon wings of sky
For # big boy chonkers search through wall mart
He will give you a giga that has much heart
And hidden alone from the rival noobs
# Alexthedestroyer awaits unseen
Of the three ARK managers who Bob Burt and Bill
Two shall get fired and one shall be renamed Will
If he comes to his boss with an excuse that is stronger than a sickness
He shall have the power of ARK’s wickedness
Five pro gamers to meet on the longest night
Five pro gamers ready to stop the fight
They will rise to bring the light
The pro gamers are coming…
— plastic bag
Beware the darkness of pros
Beware the stalker of lames
Beware the talons of power and fire
Beware the one that gives out free tames
Something is coming to shake the earth
Something is coming to scorch the ground
ARK will fall beneath gamer gods and dragons
Unless the lost noob can be found
— plastic bag
Don't spawn in a bunch if you have admin commands, our entire tek base got covered in dragons so we had to kill them all and since we Insta killed them their bodies exploded (glitch exploded) and all you could see from one side of the island to the other was thousands of stretched dragon bodies. We had many people come to the admin store with questions that day. Worst part was that I was currently on my shift at the admin store at the time, so I had to answer the questions. Long story short: they hella big so don't go spawning in an army.
POV: Jurassic world be like: r u ready for a brrrraaaandddd neeeeewwww dinnnooooo??
Crowd: YEAH!
Narrator: reveals cage
Crowd: oooh aaah
Narrator: yes yes, I know it’s impressive. We made it in a lab just a few days- -
Dragon: burns through cage and eats narrator
Crowd; 😫
Dragon burns everything to ashes: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA