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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Don't spawn in a bunch if you have admin commands, our entire tek base got covered in dragons so we had to kill them all and since we Insta killed them their bodies exploded (glitch exploded) and all you could see from one side of the island to the other was thousands of stretched dragon bodies. We had many people come to the admin store with questions that day. Worst part was that I was currently on my shift at the admin store at the time, so I had to answer the questions. Long story short: they hella big so don't go spawning in an army.
Find the seawing egg of the deepest blue wings of night shall come to you the largest egg in the mountain high will give to you wings of sky for wings of earth search through the mud for an egg the color of dragons blood and hidden alone the from the rival queen a sandwing awaits unseen tsunami glory clay starflight sunny the dragonets are coming … OH THE DRAGONETS ARE COMING THEY’RE COMING TO SAVE THE DAY! THEY’RE COMING TO FIGHT THEY KNOW WHATS RIGHT THE DRAGONETS HOORAY! I love wings of fire