When ARK has lasted twenty years…

The pro gamers will come

When the land is soaked in noobs and tears

the pro gamers will come

Find the gamer tag of “ # whoopsy doo”

The Night player shall come to you

The biggest YouTuber in mountain high

Will gift you the tamed dragon wings of sky

For # big boy chonkers search through wall mart

He will give you a giga that has much heart

And hidden alone from the rival noobs

# Alexthedestroyer awaits unseen

Of the three ARK managers who Bob Burt and Bill

Two shall get fired and one shall be renamed Will

If he comes to his boss with an excuse that is stronger than a sickness

He shall have the power of ARK’s wickedness

Five pro gamers to meet on the longest night

Five pro gamers ready to stop the fight

They will rise to bring the light

The pro gamers are coming…

— plastic bag