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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
More Dragon Funny Tips
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol
When ARK has lasted twenty years…
The pro gamers will come
When the land is soaked in noobs and tears
the pro gamers will come
Find the gamer tag of “ # whoopsy doo”
The Night player shall come to you
The biggest YouTuber in mountain high
Will gift you the tamed dragon wings of sky
For # big boy chonkers search through wall mart
He will give you a giga that has much heart
And hidden alone from the rival noobs
# Alexthedestroyer awaits unseen
Of the three ARK managers who Bob Burt and Bill
Two shall get fired and one shall be renamed Will
If he comes to his boss with an excuse that is stronger than a sickness
He shall have the power of ARK’s wickedness
Five pro gamers to meet on the longest night
Five pro gamers ready to stop the fight
They will rise to bring the light
The pro gamers are coming…
— plastic bag
Beware the darkness of pros
Beware the stalker of lames
Beware the talons of power and fire
Beware the one that gives out free tames
Something is coming to shake the earth
Something is coming to scorch the ground
ARK will fall beneath gamer gods and dragons
Unless the lost noob can be found
— plastic bag