
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Find the seawing egg of the deepest blue wings of night shall come to you the largest egg in the mountain high will give to you wings of sky for wings of earth search through the mud for an egg the color of dragons blood and hidden alone the from the rival queen a sandwing awaits unseen tsunami glory clay starflight sunny the dragonets are coming … OH THE DRAGONETS ARE COMING THEY’RE COMING TO SAVE THE DAY! THEY’RE COMING TO FIGHT THEY KNOW WHATS RIGHT THE DRAGONETS HOORAY! I love wings of fire
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Megapithecus: HAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU LOOK LIKE DARKSTALKER LOL
Dragon: WHAT?!? WHO PAINTED ME BLACK?!?
Crystal Wyvern Queen: Manticore?
Manticore- Lvl Alpha has been killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha
Broodmother Lysrix: No it was Megapithecus
Megapithecus- Lvl Gamma has been killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha.
Random Player: I PAINTED YOU BLACK THIS IS MY EXTRA BIG BOTTLE OF DARKSTALKER SPRAY!
ChroniktheGreat179261 has been killed by Dragon-Lvl Alpha.