Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dragon has joined the chat
Megapithecus: HAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU LOOK LIKE DARKSTALKER LOL
Dragon: WHAT?!? WHO PAINTED ME BLACK?!?
Crystal Wyvern Queen: Manticore?
Manticore- Lvl Alpha has been killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha
Broodmother Lysrix: No it was Megapithecus
Megapithecus- Lvl Gamma has been killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha.
Random Player: I PAINTED YOU BLACK THIS IS MY EXTRA BIG BOTTLE OF DARKSTALKER SPRAY!
ChroniktheGreat179261 has been killed by Dragon-Lvl Alpha.
This small and pathetic creature is not very well known. Many people can kill it with ease, and with very little effort on their part. They are easily intimidated and will fly away into the sky, but even there they’re not safe. As vicious Microraptors and Archeopteryx can easily get a small snack out of it. Just wanted to inform you on this pathetic an weak creature.
-DF