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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Beware the darkness of caves
Beware of the stalker of trees
Beware the talons of power and sharpness
Beware of the noob who is not what she seems
Something is coming to to shake the earth
Something is coming to scorch the ground
Ark will fall between Rexs and spinos
Unless the lost land of dragons can be found
— pokewof fan
Dragon has joined the chat
Megapithecus: HAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU LOOK LIKE DARKSTALKER LOL
Dragon: WHAT?!? WHO PAINTED ME BLACK?!?
Crystal Wyvern Queen: Manticore?
Manticore- Lvl Alpha has been killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha
Broodmother Lysrix: No it was Megapithecus
Megapithecus- Lvl Gamma has been killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha.
Random Player: I PAINTED YOU BLACK THIS IS MY EXTRA BIG BOTTLE OF DARKSTALKER SPRAY!
ChroniktheGreat179261 has been killed by Dragon-Lvl Alpha.