Me:God,is it true that 6000,000,000 dragons are a dodo?
God:Yes
Me:and is it true that a bajillion years is a minute?
God:Yes
Me:can I have a dodo?
God:In a minute
Hope you enjoyed:)

this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

Remember Spyro the Dragon? This is him now, feel old yet?

Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Dragon has joined the chat

Wyvern has left the chat

HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,


The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

Hiccup sees this
Hiccup puts out hand
Dragon chomp chomp

Aha! A challenger! Feel my wrath, puny huma-

"Name your new tame!"

... Cheater.

Dragon: *sees noob doing a chicken dance*
Dragon: “I’m going to a different server”

Dragon sees me:hello welcome to death
Me Lvl105 in mind:easy
Dragon:I am fire power i am death
Me:I have an army an army of lvl1000000 dodos
Dragon:oh poop