Me: gets through portal.

Dragon: Looks like you're staying in this shadow realm Jimbo.

Man this fight is gonna dragon isnt it? Don't know if I'll be able to take the heat. Guess I just gotta breast, dont horde too many unnecessary items, and slay his ass

Only dodo god can take this thing on

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.

An easy tame, bring a slingshot and mabye a a few narcoberries.