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Ok, P.

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Ok, P. Metallica, what you just said was EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET MY STUPID FRIENDS TO BELIEVE (irl not you btw, I have stupid friends irl)

AND I mean, same goes for the Tasmanian Tiger! They went extinct over habitat destruction! SERIOUSLY HUMANITY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. They also went extinct of the combined factors of hunting and other predators.

Also THE WOLVES. WHY, HUMANITY. I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF IF I COULD, HUMANITY.

And, let's not forget that this text is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS..!!

"aw COME ON"

"shUT uP"

"GO AWAY"

*loads redneck rifle, drinking beer and eating chips*

"F*** OFF!"

Mmk.. *loads cannon with Biden2020 signs and aims at the redneck, shooting. The redneck runs away, still drinking his beer*

~Seasnake.

Also, I have started a new story based off of.. An among us rp. It's called A Broken Memory, and I can't find chapter one in the snail sec so your going to have to search the chapter up, and the second one is in allo.

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