Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
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they are literally puppies. they have a rolling attack that can one shot dodos that get in the way as entertainment and when you level them they get on their back and show their belly, they also run funny.
So I found a max level and decided to take it back to my base and drop it in my taming pen that is built on a raft. I waited for the starvtimer. When it had starved enough I started to feed it but the poor thing somehow glitched of the boat and drowned
Dry see me rolling
They hatin
They swim faster than they run ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Hickory-Doedickery-dock, these rats ran up a clock, the clock struck one...and the others got away with minor injuries.
Doedickurus
a HeLpFuL tIp ShOuLd InCluDe A fEw MoRe WoRdS
Personally I find it funny that this is terrestrial but it can swim at incredibly high speeds in the water. - Dark Phoenix
Afte 1000000 tranq darts it finally unconscious I turn around and giga hugs me with it's teeth
Paint it black with a #8 and name it 8 ball
Mine poops every time i destroy a rock then poops again after pooping leaving a trail of poop. Named it Mr.poopybuthole ,its very annoying because it makes gathering stone very slow.
How do u ride it when it goes in a Ball what happens to u the playerโs
Roll out
A helpful tip should include a few more words
Do not pick up while it's rolling i picked up my friend on an argy while rolling and it got anti meshed rip doe.
I just knew that doe's doesn't lay eggs it gives birth I'm an idiot
Doedicurus: what you now about rolling rolling rolling rolling
The question is...
WhY dO tHeSe GuYs PoOp So FrIgGeN mUcH!?!
Me ona deodurius when rolling: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN,
*bumps into rock*
Me: ok *turns*
Me ona armadillo: THEY SEE MOI ROLLINGGGGG THEY HATINNNNN wait it blue but isnโt fast.
Sonic ate to many hamburgers and evolved
Max him out on speed, dye him blue, and name him Sonic. Your rival (Dr. Robotnic) dyes one black and maxes melee. You get a yellow dire wolf named Tails. He getโs a white onyc named Rouge. You get a bright red raptor named Knuckles. He getโs a red drone named E123 omega. Then get the server together to have a major battle super sonic style.
Super sonic?
Hang on...
(I return later with him pumped up 100 levelโs and dyed golden)
โTime for a scrambled up Eggman Supersonic style!โ
How does your spine not break while you roll with one of these things