Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I tried taming a lvl 130 Doedicurus, and to be prepared I made 300 tranq arrows, I was aware it would curl into a ball if it took too much damage, so I began to tranq it, 50 arrows in, it decided to jump off a cliff and luckily not die, I jumped after it only to be greeted by a raptor that had to take my attention, giving my friend time to decrease torp, after I dealt with the raptor I continued to shoot the Doe with more tranq arrows, but it didn't move, neither agro neither curl up in a ball, simply freezing,I thought this might be my chance to tranq it, after finishing 100 arrows on it I was gettint worried it was glitched, so I left the server and came back in case my ping was affecting it, continued and finished all my arrows and still, it wasn't moving but stil not unconscious, I can only assume the animation of curling into a ball glitched and I was basically wastin my arrows lol
Me when riding doedicurus: rolls of cliff
also me when riding doedicurus: GOIN’ OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!!
Me when hits the ground: I be rollin’
Me when finds another cliff: rolls off again
Still me: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!
Me when hits the ground again: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!…
…dances
Still me: well, that was fun.
Doedicurus: looks at me…
Me: yes…
Me again: rolls off cliff
Me again again: Star Wars intro
Me when hits ground once again: GONNA TAKE MY HORSE DOWN THE OLD TIME ROAD, GONNA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE… …’TILL I CAIN’T NO MORE!
Stiiiiilll me: mmkay doedicurus, ran out of songs, let’s roll home…
Me on the way home: …oh give me a home, where the Buffalo roam…
These things r so fast in water so I made a story about one there once was a doed named Rocky he went into the water and took down a shark then he became the king of the sea and he fed his servants his poo and spoiled meat and other bad stuff he lived on a mini island made froooooooom shark skin and para bones he gets to eat dodo nuggets from dodos cuz chickens didn’t exist he fries them with wyvern fire cuz he had 80 wyvern butlers one lightning that was his royal gaurd one other one gets dodo meat he is a ice wyvern he even has the dragon boss on his team along with the overseer cuz why not? Every boss pretty much even the corrupted thing that I don’t lone da name of he has a spino Rex and giga 3 gigas cuz why not? They don’t want to quit cuz if they do then they die from the doed cuz he’s a high lvl he does 9000milion damage he is lvl 10000 .
I once lost mine in a cave in Ragnarok and days later when I went into the cave again and a Raptor killed me and camped my body. The raptor thought it wasn't enough and killed all of my tames. Just as the raptor was about to finish me off as it chased me to the entrance of the cave and corned me, I heard a rolling noice and my dodic rolled out of the cave and ran over the raptor!🤣
My sister and I were playing ark on this server and i was taming this doedicurus and it was rainbow so i obviously wanted it. So when it finally got done taming, i moved it inside our base. i put it on wonder so it could get stone for me. and i went to cut down some trees for wood, my sister made a gasping noise. i didn’t think much of it so i got back in our base and as i was closing the dinosaur gate, i see my doedicurus. i thought it was just laying there or something but it said it was dead. i looked at my sister all confused and asked her what she did but she looked at me shocked and said “WHAT?”…. “How did it die?” well i don’t know i just opened the gate way and it said it was dead…? i was so confused but later on she told me that she killed it by smashing it between a rock and the gateway.. i was trying to get rid of the dead corpse but she got rid of it and ate it’s meat. ever since then, i have never laughed and cried so hard in my life.