Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I tried taming a lvl 130 Doedicurus, and to be prepared I made 300 tranq arrows, I was aware it would curl into a ball if it took too much damage, so I began to tranq it, 50 arrows in, it decided to jump off a cliff and luckily not die, I jumped after it only to be greeted by a raptor that had to take my attention, giving my friend time to decrease torp, after I dealt with the raptor I continued to shoot the Doe with more tranq arrows, but it didn't move, neither agro neither curl up in a ball, simply freezing,I thought this might be my chance to tranq it, after finishing 100 arrows on it I was gettint worried it was glitched, so I left the server and came back in case my ping was affecting it, continued and finished all my arrows and still, it wasn't moving but stil not unconscious, I can only assume the animation of curling into a ball glitched and I was basically wastin my arrows lol
I once lost mine in a cave in Ragnarok and days later when I went into the cave again and a Raptor killed me and camped my body. The raptor thought it wasn't enough and killed all of my tames. Just as the raptor was about to finish me off as it chased me to the entrance of the cave and corned me, I heard a rolling noice and my dodic rolled out of the cave and ran over the raptor!🤣
Me when riding doedicurus: rolls of cliff
also me when riding doedicurus: GOIN’ OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!!
Me when hits the ground: I be rollin’
Me when finds another cliff: rolls off again
Still me: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!
Me when hits the ground again: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!…
…dances
Still me: well, that was fun.
Doedicurus: looks at me…
Me: yes…
Me again: rolls off cliff
Me again again: Star Wars intro
Me when hits ground once again: GONNA TAKE MY HORSE DOWN THE OLD TIME ROAD, GONNA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE… …’TILL I CAIN’T NO MORE!
Stiiiiilll me: mmkay doedicurus, ran out of songs, let’s roll home…
Me on the way home: …oh give me a home, where the Buffalo roam…