Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
These are nightmares when taming near it.
I was taming a karkinos +89 lvls this thing emerges from the water runs across the whole beach and at first I thought it was cute until it zoomed passed me and reck my taming progress and nearly killing my karkinos.
NOT the first time these jerks pulled a stunt like that
The question is...
WhY dO tHeSe GuYs PoOp So FrIgGeN mUcH!?!
Here is an event idea go tell your friends to tame a one of these and you do the same then go to a mountain then ride your delicious and do a spinning race with them
Level up= it flips over and u give it tummy rubs
Doedicurus: what you now about rolling rolling rolling rolling
Max him out on speed, dye him blue, and name him Sonic. Your rival (Dr. Robotnic) dyes one black and maxes melee. You get a yellow dire wolf named Tails. He getโs a white onyc named Rouge. You get a bright red raptor named Knuckles. He getโs a red drone named E123 omega. Then get the server together to have a major battle super sonic style.
Super sonic?
Hang on...
(I return later with him pumped up 100 levelโs and dyed golden)
โTime for a scrambled up Eggman Supersonic style!โ
Best way to tame flip it over and give it tummy rubs
Scream ROAD ROLLER DAAAAAA while rolling
Lol
I was taming a lvl 11 once and kept 5 plonscorpious off it then 2 raptors killed it I sliced the raptors up and cheered myself up by sniping another Rex I saw sad day now I know why itโs raining :(
Roll out
A helpful tip should include a few more words
I just knew that doe's doesn't lay eggs it gives birth I'm an idiot
Ah the perfect excuse to blast out 'THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY BE HATIN" and annoy my neighbor's!(before it was old town road
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Armadillo crunchy on the out side smooth on the inside
Me ona deodurius when rolling: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN,
*bumps into rock*
Me: ok *turns*
Me ona armadillo: THEY SEE MOI ROLLINGGGGG THEY HATINNNNN wait it blue but isnโt fast.
Sonic ate to many hamburgers and evolved
HOW THE HELL DO YOU STOP OT FROM BALLING UP? Please help me find out.
My brain broke 14 times seeing all these tips about taming this dino
-Pablo27
GOTTA GO FAST,a few more words
Doedicurus:destroys thatch wall
Me:I came in like a wrecking ball!
Doedicurus:destroys wood wall
Me:John cena!
Doedicurus:hits stone wall
Me:I be Ridin- wait what it didnt break! No!
Doedicurus:Finally! No more songs!
Me:time to go home! Iโm gonna take my horse to the old town road!
Doedicurus:No!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
-Eighthop
They swim faster than they run ๐คฃ๐คฃ