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My sister and I were playing ark on this server and i was taming this doedicurus and it was rainbow so i obviously wanted it. So when it finally got done taming, i moved it inside our base. i put it on wonder so it could get stone for me. and i went to cut down some trees for wood, my sister made a gasping noise. i didnโ€™t think much of it so i got back in our base and as i was closing the dinosaur gate, i see my doedicurus. i thought it was just laying there or something but it said it was dead. i looked at my sister all confused and asked her what she did but she looked at me shocked and said โ€œWHAT?โ€โ€ฆ. โ€œHow did it die?โ€ well i donโ€™t know i just opened the gate way and it said it was deadโ€ฆ? i was so confused but later on she told me that she killed it by smashing it between a rock and the gateway.. i was trying to get rid of the dead corpse but she got rid of it and ate itโ€™s meat. ever since then, i have never laughed and cried so hard in my life.

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