Where’s Eddie? He said something about a revolutionary breakthrough really? I CAN FLY some breakthrough

My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat “I FOUND SONIC”

How is the rider not crushed to death?

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

So I found a max level and decided to take it back to my base and drop it in my taming pen that is built on a raft. I waited for the starvtimer. When it had starved enough I started to feed it but the poor thing somehow glitched of the boat and drowned

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide

While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"

Me and my tribe had a Doedicurus named Donald. Overall he survived 3 raids including wyverns attacking. Each time every other game was killed but not our Donald. We soon decided to transfer and benga Donald with us. We uploaded him but forgot to redownlad him. RIP Donald. Miss u bud

This guy gets bullied by terror birds 1 up vot = one prayer.

This dino is the best stone gatherer of all dino’s in all of ARK, but it can’t destroy stone buildings.

for best expeirencd with this tame ecery time you roll say auto bots roll out

Paint it like a turtle then challenge a rabbit to a race and roll over it

Upgrade weight and movement speed.
Two words: Doedicirus Jousting.

I named my female Miley, cuz she came in like a wrecking ball 😂

Name it an introvert because it hides in its shell when on low health.

Says it’s an early game pack mule what the heck ark (guy with pterodactyl)

“The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

*slaps shell of doedicurus* this bad boy can fit so much freaking stone in it

I tamed my first one and built a little "side garage" beside my base to "park" him safely. Then I facepalmed because of how much he looked like a 1968 VW Beetle.

Ah the perfect excuse to blast out 'THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY BE HATIN" and annoy my neighbor's!(before it was old town road