The cannon ball of a cannon ;)

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide

While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"

Me and my tribe had a Doedicurus named Donald. Overall he survived 3 raids including wyverns attacking. Each time every other game was killed but not our Donald. We soon decided to transfer and benga Donald with us. We uploaded him but forgot to redownlad him. RIP Donald. Miss u bud

This dino is the best stone gatherer of all dino’s in all of ARK, but it can’t destroy stone buildings.

for best expeirencd with this tame ecery time you roll say auto bots roll out

Ah the perfect excuse to blast out 'THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY BE HATIN" and annoy my neighbor's!(before it was old town road

This guy gets bullied by terror birds 1 up vot = one prayer.

Paint it like a turtle then challenge a rabbit to a race and roll over it

Upgrade weight and movement speed.
Two words: Doedicirus Jousting.

I named my female Miley, cuz she came in like a wrecking ball 😂

Name it an introvert because it hides in its shell when on low health.

“The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

*slaps shell of doedicurus* this bad boy can fit so much freaking stone in it

I tamed my first one and built a little "side garage" beside my base to "park" him safely. Then I facepalmed because of how much he looked like a 1968 VW Beetle.

Right clicks to test what it does (doedic starts rolling while singing they see me rollin' they hatin')

literally these things poop every 5 minutes, while your friend is gone why not put it in his base and let it poop everywhere to give your friend a warm welcome (literally)

One time I was getting Stone and a rex came charging out of the woods and it popped,then died

Paint it black with a #8 and name it 8 ball