Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide

for best expeirencd with this tame ecery time you roll say auto bots roll out

Me and my tribe had a Doedicurus named Donald. Overall he survived 3 raids including wyverns attacking. Each time every other game was killed but not our Donald. We soon decided to transfer and benga Donald with us. We uploaded him but forgot to redownlad him. RIP Donald. Miss u bud

Name it an introvert because it hides in its shell when on low health.

This dino is the best stone gatherer of all dino’s in all of ARK, but it can’t destroy stone buildings.

Upgrade weight and movement speed.
Two words: Doedicirus Jousting.

Paint it like a turtle then challenge a rabbit to a race and roll over it

Right clicks to test what it does (doedic starts rolling while singing they see me rollin' they hatin')

“The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

*slaps shell of doedicurus* this bad boy can fit so much freaking stone in it

I named my female Miley, cuz she came in like a wrecking ball 😂

Hickory-Doedickery-dock, these rats ran up a clock, the clock struck one...and the others got away with minor injuries.

I tamed my first one and built a little "side garage" beside my base to "park" him safely. Then I facepalmed because of how much he looked like a 1968 VW Beetle.

Make it fight a dodo and dodo will say I ain’t going to school tomorrow cuz im ded

These are nightmares when taming near it.
I was taming a karkinos +89 lvls this thing emerges from the water runs across the whole beach and at first I thought it was cute until it zoomed passed me and reck my taming progress and nearly killing my karkinos.
NOT the first time these jerks pulled a stunt like that

Gather most STONE.But Can’t Break STONE Wall...

Is there a reason it eats rocks

I’ve had 3 doedicuris (plural is?) a Lv 35 named Pumpkin, R.I.P. to allosaurus pack. I had Smokey, a Lv 45, who didn’t come out of the megalodon-filled water when I whistled to him, and my current one, Rico.