Dododex
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Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat βI FOUND SONICβ
The uncultured people of Texas call them armadillos (no offense to Texans)
Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic
Once my tribe was trying to tame one of these but we ran out of darts so 2 of my tribe mates cornered it and koβed it with their fists click that green arrow so bored admins can see
How is the rider not crushed to death?
Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says βregaining foodβ
so your telling me you are the best stone harvest on the island map but you canβt break stone walls?
When you see one close to your base.β Nah man Iβll get it another time. (When that time comes) βOk where is that dude.He is gone. I guess Iβll go to the redwood biome to tame oneβ (Gets there) βOk I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Giga: please no
They hatin'
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Giga: please no
I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide
While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"
These guys are bullet trains in the water for some odd reason. There I was rolling down a beach when my doedi veered left into the water. Next trying you know Iβm jet skiing across the waves. And then it got hilarious. We zoomed up towards another beach. And there was a rock. Doedi meet rock. Rock will teach you how to fly. Next thing you know Iβm flying across the sky screaming I BELIVE I CaN FLY
This guy gets bullied by terror birds 1 up vot = one prayer.
You like rolling? Try rolling in first person.
So I was hunting one of these and I found one and kept stabbing, stabbing, stabbing and stabbing [12 hours later] and stabbing and stabbing.
So I tried taming a lvl 130 Doedicurus, and to be prepared I made 300 tranq arrows, I was aware it would curl into a ball if it took too much damage, so I began to tranq it, 50 arrows in, it decided to jump off a cliff and luckily not die, I jumped after it only to be greeted by a raptor that had to take my attention, giving my friend time to decrease torp, after I dealt with the raptor I continued to shoot the Doe with more tranq arrows, but it didn't move, neither agro neither curl up in a ball, simply freezing,I thought this might be my chance to tranq it, after finishing 100 arrows on it I was gettint worried it was glitched, so I left the server and came back in case my ping was affecting it, continued and finished all my arrows and still, it wasn't moving but stil not unconscious, I can only assume the animation of curling into a ball glitched and I was basically wastin my arrows lol
Scream ROAD ROLLER DAAAAAA while rolling
Lol
Lol
Doedickurus
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Me and my tribe had a Doedicurus named Donald. Overall he survived 3 raids including wyverns attacking. Each time every other game was killed but not our Donald. We soon decided to transfer and benga Donald with us. We uploaded him but forgot to redownlad him. RIP Donald. Miss u bud
They see me rollin...
More letters because it wants me to add a long tip
More letters because it wants me to add a long tip