Dry see me rolling

They hatin

My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat “I FOUND SONIC”

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says ‘regaining food’

How is the rider not crushed to death?

Once my tribe was trying to tame one of these but we ran out of darts so 2 of my tribe mates cornered it and ko’ed it with their fists click that green arrow so bored admins can see

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide

While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"

This guy gets bullied by terror birds 1 up vot = one prayer.

When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.

Me and my tribe had a Doedicurus named Donald. Overall he survived 3 raids including wyverns attacking. Each time every other game was killed but not our Donald. We soon decided to transfer and benga Donald with us. We uploaded him but forgot to redownlad him. RIP Donald. Miss u bud

My tribe mate just tamed 2 of these. I was out ride around it, now I have triggered fingers so I play pretty badly, but any whooo... I hit the top right trigger and started rolling! I was screaming I'M A GORON NOW!!!

for best expeirencd with this tame ecery time you roll say auto bots roll out

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he make your bone cracc,

This dino is the best stone gatherer of all dino’s in all of ARK, but it can’t destroy stone buildings.

I rolled mine of the volcano on mobile

Me: It ApPeArS We HaVe AcHiVeD FlIgHt

I also dont have a doedi anymore

They see me rollin'

They hatin'

Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Giga: please no

so your telling me you are the best stone harvest on the island map but you can’t break stone walls?

Once they have a glitch cwere they would curl out and however hard you try to tranq it I doesn't even get a bit of torpor

My sister and I were playing ark on this server and i was taming this doedicurus and it was rainbow so i obviously wanted it. So when it finally got done taming, i moved it inside our base. i put it on wonder so it could get stone for me. and i went to cut down some trees for wood, my sister made a gasping noise. i didn’t think much of it so i got back in our base and as i was closing the dinosaur gate, i see my doedicurus. i thought it was just laying there or something but it said it was dead. i looked at my sister all confused and asked her what she did but she looked at me shocked and said “WHAT?”…. “How did it die?” well i don’t know i just opened the gate way and it said it was dead…? i was so confused but later on she told me that she killed it by smashing it between a rock and the gateway.. i was trying to get rid of the dead corpse but she got rid of it and ate it’s meat. ever since then, i have never laughed and cried so hard in my life.