My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat “I FOUND SONIC”

The uncultured people of Texas call them armadillos (no offense to Texans)

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

Once my tribe was trying to tame one of these but we ran out of darts so 2 of my tribe mates cornered it and ko’ed it with their fists click that green arrow so bored admins can see

How is the rider not crushed to death?

Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says ‘regaining food’

so your telling me you are the best stone harvest on the island map but you can’t break stone walls?

When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Giga: please no

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide

While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"

These guys are bullet trains in the water for some odd reason. There I was rolling down a beach when my doedi veered left into the water. Next trying you know I’m jet skiing across the waves. And then it got hilarious. We zoomed up towards another beach. And there was a rock. Doedi meet rock. Rock will teach you how to fly. Next thing you know I’m flying across the sky screaming I BELIVE I CaN FLY

This guy gets bullied by terror birds 1 up vot = one prayer.

You like rolling? Try rolling in first person.

So I was hunting one of these and I found one and kept stabbing, stabbing, stabbing and stabbing [12 hours later] and stabbing and stabbing.

So I tried taming a lvl 130 Doedicurus, and to be prepared I made 300 tranq arrows, I was aware it would curl into a ball if it took too much damage, so I began to tranq it, 50 arrows in, it decided to jump off a cliff and luckily not die, I jumped after it only to be greeted by a raptor that had to take my attention, giving my friend time to decrease torp, after I dealt with the raptor I continued to shoot the Doe with more tranq arrows, but it didn't move, neither agro neither curl up in a ball, simply freezing,I thought this might be my chance to tranq it, after finishing 100 arrows on it I was gettint worried it was glitched, so I left the server and came back in case my ping was affecting it, continued and finished all my arrows and still, it wasn't moving but stil not unconscious, I can only assume the animation of curling into a ball glitched and I was basically wastin my arrows lol

Scream ROAD ROLLER DAAAAAA while rolling
Lol

Doedickurus
a HeLpFuL tIp ShOuLd InCluDe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

Me and my tribe had a Doedicurus named Donald. Overall he survived 3 raids including wyverns attacking. Each time every other game was killed but not our Donald. We soon decided to transfer and benga Donald with us. We uploaded him but forgot to redownlad him. RIP Donald. Miss u bud

They see me rollin...


More letters because it wants me to add a long tip