Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my tribe had a Doedicurus named Donald. Overall he survived 3 raids including wyverns attacking. Each time every other game was killed but not our Donald. We soon decided to transfer and benga Donald with us. We uploaded him but forgot to redownlad him. RIP Donald. Miss u bud
When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.
These things r so fast in water so I made a story about one there once was a doed named Rocky he went into the water and took down a shark then he became the king of the sea and he fed his servants his poo and spoiled meat and other bad stuff he lived on a mini island made froooooooom shark skin and para bones he gets to eat dodo nuggets from dodos cuz chickens didn’t exist he fries them with wyvern fire cuz he had 80 wyvern butlers one lightning that was his royal gaurd one other one gets dodo meat he is a ice wyvern he even has the dragon boss on his team along with the overseer cuz why not? Every boss pretty much even the corrupted thing that I don’t lone da name of he has a spino Rex and giga 3 gigas cuz why not? They don’t want to quit cuz if they do then they die from the doed cuz he’s a high lvl he does 9000milion damage he is lvl 10000 .