My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat “I FOUND SONIC”

The uncultured people of Texas call them armadillos (no offense to Texans)

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

Once my tribe was trying to tame one of these but we ran out of darts so 2 of my tribe mates cornered it and ko’ed it with their fists click that green arrow so bored admins can see

How is the rider not crushed to death?

Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says ‘regaining food’

so your telling me you are the best stone harvest on the island map but you can’t break stone walls?

When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Giga: please no

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide