Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me before ark: *playing fallout 4* woo! I killed teh deathclaw!now to continue my journey to diamond city!
Me after ark: *playing ark* woo! I killed teh giga! Now to continue my journey to my base cause I'm lost!
Me before any of this existed to me:*playing pokemon* WOOOOHOOO! I finished the really hard battle now I can continue my journey to the pokemon league!
Updoot *×*
Dodo vs Titanosaur
Me: well no way do-
Game:hehe YOUR DODO IS EVOLVING
Me: what that’s a feature
Game:YOUR DODO HAS EVOLVED INTO THE MIGHTY THERIZINOSAURUS
Me:🥹 go dodo
Game:YOUR THERIZINOSAURUS IS EVOLVING INTO DODOWYVERN
Me: better get some popcorn
Dodowyvern: dies
Me: oh sa-
Game:YOUR DODOWYVERN HAS EVOLVED INTO DODOREX
Me:how…
Titanosaur: oh great heavens
The dodo appears out of the sky
Such a yummy snack for dilos
The oviraptor loves da egg it’s so easy to steal
Dodo getting bitten by dilos
Once it dies it appears back as a giant dodo
Picks up the dilo and throws it to hell
Steals the eggs the oviraptor took
Becomes a tiny dodo
BUT WITH THE POWER OF A GIG
BUT WITH POWER
I tamed a dodo named jerry and I think I got too crazy…
I wake up at ten and pick up my ipad*
Looks at jerry*
Talking to my friends with jerry*
Me: Can i tame 2 dodos?
Friend:ya ofc!
Me:YEY
A while later finding a dodo*
Me:it’s sadly smol but IDC
Tames*
Me:ANOTHER DODO!
Tames*
Me: can I tame another dodo Pwease?
Friend:NO
Me: idc what u say but imma tame a few more srry
After a while of taming 4 more dodos*
Me:alr I’m coming to the base to put my dodos
Left one of my dodo beans on follow*
Falls to water and dies to megas*
Me:NOOOOOOOO
Kills 5,000 megas*
Me:we serve ur wills for keeping me company
Salutes*
Me: can I Pwease tame another dodo?
Friend:NOOOOO
Me:i won’t take ur denies so I’ll tame one :>
Tames Harry 1.1
Me:sorry Harry im not replacing u but imma just tame another dodo to serve u
Makes all dodos follow*
Me:DODO SOLDIERS! SALUTE HARRY RN OR IMMA KILL YALL
Dodos:YES MAAM
Dodos salute*
Me:good job
Gives dodo berries and breeds dodos for shoulder dodos*
And yeah that’s my weird story I’ll continue it later when the news comes
1 like= salute for Harry
They are the most deadliest creature even with mods.they have so fast speed and have op damage and hp I tried to make a weapon to kill them using mods it didn’t work or they are so dangerous.to tame the I have to blast them with 10000000 cannon balls and then feed them 85 crystal wyvern drops then u will achieve 0.00000000000001% of taming.this thing killed my all 5000000 of my max mutated gigas like there were nothing after I checked to see the dood hp from a 6 miles away it said it was level one.dont trie to mess with these monsters