Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
In the Ark, this is no creature more formidable than the dodo. This terror of…

In the Ark, this is no creature more formidable than the dodo. This terror of mass destruction will kill anything that moves. Not even a tek rex could defeat this terrible beast. To avoid being slaughtered by this horror: step 1: don’t make eye contact. 2: back away slowly. 3: hide and pray it does not find you. Other than this info, there is no escape from the evil that is the Dodo!!!
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...