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These are brutal creatures. If you ever encounter one, pray to the dodo gods, do NOT look into it’s eyes, back away slowly and hope the dodo gods heard your prayers… No for real I tamed one and I saw it kill and entire CARBONEMEYS
So pray to the dodo gods every time you go out of your base…
How to encounter friendly Dodo and tame: 1st Rule: always have poison arrow and hide in bush while crouching. 2nd Rule: They are best creature and very useful to tame so must be quiet in bush. 3rd Rule: Run up to Dodo and shoot with Tranquilizer dart, Poison arrow, sword, very good spear and kill. if you want to tame chuck a bat at it and it will fall unconscious. Now to feed use all the food in game and you have pet dodo. They can kill: Raptors, 1243759916487 wyverns in one hit, Alicorn, T-Rex, snow owls, Griffen, Megalodon, jellyfish and dilophosaur.
Uses: defeat any boss, can breed hybrid crystal, mega super dodo and poop enough fertilizer in the world.
how to tame a dodo NOTE:IF YOU DONT HAVE TEK GEAR AND A TEK TRAP YOU CANT DO THIS
First you need to place 4 tek traps and steal the dodos egg and run then shoot the dodo with 20000 shocking tranq darts and feed it 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mejoberry's for a level one
They are the most deadliest creature even with mods.they have so fast speed and have op damage and hp I tried to make a weapon to kill them using mods it didn’t work or they are so dangerous.to tame the I have to blast them with 10000000 cannon balls and then feed them 85 crystal wyvern drops then u will achieve 0.00000000000001% of taming.this thing killed my all 5000000 of my max mutated gigas like there were nothing after I checked to see the dood hp from a 6 miles away it said it was level one.dont trie to mess with these monsters
I once spawned in west zone 3 and got mabye 2 or 3 dodos and then I moved to south zone 1wen I got lvl 9all movement speed, and stamina
Built my base I turn around and there’s just a sarco sitting there chilling the sarco walking away from me then a Capro pounces out of the water and grabs me and one of my dodos was level 60 all melee
And I die respawn and I go to grab my stuff And I realize that capro was level one with 300 health so once I get to high enough level, I take the implant out of the dodo from the capro and I boxed it in and resurrect it and tame it then I realize my dodo had disappeared. I had four dodos and now I have one my level 60 that I total you about whoever’s reading and the Capo got to level 200 and killed a Dinosucs
With one bite 1200 damage 700 health and extremely fast so that’s the story of how a dodo got me a capro. And this was by day 40 hopefully you enjoyed