Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I killed all of my friends’s dodos named jokester, Jerry, James, John…

I killed all of my friends’s dodos named jokester, Jerry, James, John, Johnson, and Jester the four days when they weren’t online and then they found out and my response to their question was “ They had fun together and had a lot of jokes but they laughed to death. It wasn’t my fault. I watched it happen. “ 💅💅 Also, here’s a song:
(clap clap) DUNNANANANANAANANANANANANANANANANANAANA
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER (aka me)
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...