Me: sees a dodo

Also me: RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

Dodo: transforms

Now dodorex: hungry

Ripasaurus lvl 105 was killed by lvl 100000000000000 dodorex.

“Somebody once told me that dodos could kill a giga I believed them and tried it dodos are the sharpest tool in the shed” song name all star by smash mouth

Online Friends: why are you like this!

Me: what?

Online Friends: You literally just tames these stupid dodos! You never even try to tame better pets in this game!

Me: ok so?

Online friends: well we can't be friends eny more if you don't stop taming these stupid things!

Me: umm ok bye 👋

Online Friends: what do you mean!?

Me: I'm the owner of this server so leave.?

Online "Friends": no we have are gigas on this server!

Me: well only my friends are allowed here.

Online "friends": well then we aren't friends eny more.

Me: ya that's the point.

This actually happened to me yesterday. (They aren't my friends eny more) 😕

This animal is hilariously weak I had a 289 level dodo and it was killed by a level 5 Triceratops

So I'm working on hatching 20 EGG mind:what have I done to myself 😑😵😵

dOdOs WiLl oNe TaP GigA lEveL 150 aNd tITaN fEaR iT aNd bRInG 30 GiGas aNd 50 rEx

Archer

They never try to kill players like bruh dodo:leave me alone

Don't punch Mr dodo or he will become the dodorex and eat you

Dodo: *casually walking on beach*

Noob: It's free realestate

I was watching my 20 Dodos and I look away for a second and then I turn back around and there is a ton of poop on the ground...... why me☁️.....

I killed all of my friends’s dodos named jokester, Jerry, James, John, Johnson, and Jester the four days when they weren’t online and then they found out and my response to their question was “ They had fun together and had a lot of jokes but they laughed to death. It wasn’t my fault. I watched it happen. “ 💅💅 Also, here’s a song:

(clap clap) DUNNANANANANAANANANANANANANANANANANAANA

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER (aka me)

How the devs added ‘em

Dev 1: Make a dum Dino

Dev 2: ok

Dev 3: no, make a biggener tame

Dev 2: um… yeah…

Dev 1: ok, I agree!

Dev 2: done!

Results: DODO THAT IS DUM

🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤

What do you call a dodo with bad stats?

Doodoo

Sorry

Me: who killed them for meat

Dodos just chilling that one guy that attacks all of them.

Sat there for a hour waiting for a dodo egg turns out it was a male

There was a little short made by a YouTuber where it transformed into a dodo reaper.

Oh look a dodo

My greated mistake

A beast of unbridled anger. Remember how it was hunted to extinction in the real world? It pulled a glitchtrap and is back for revenge in ark. Underestimating these killers results in certain death☠️. Remember that time you saw a level 5 dodo? There is actually 3 nines before that. But the game can’t handle that power. That dodo was level 5,999! The game does its best to keep its power chained down in the depths and covered… but every time another dodo is killed and eaten( or tamed then abused ) their dark intent grows stronger. The overseer can only hold for so long… taming a dodo and treating it how it deserves(like royalty) pacifies the pure anger and rage just a bit. Those comments saying it’s a deadly beast are true. They are from the future. They are trying to send a hidden message so the dodos don’t find out. But while from the future, they are still possible to tame. The worst hasn’t yet come for even them… now, if this message has reached you… warn every player in the server! They will soon see this. And calamity and cataclysm will come quick after. Invest in TEK, you’ll need it!