Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
A beast of unbridled anger. Remember how it was hunted to extinction in the real world? It pulled a glitchtrap and is back for revenge in ark. Underestimating these killers results in certain death☠️. Remember that time you saw a level 5 dodo? There is actually 3 nines before that. But the game can’t handle that power. That dodo was level 5,999! The game does its best to keep its power chained down in the depths and covered… but every time another dodo is killed and eaten( or tamed then abused ) their dark intent grows stronger. The overseer can only hold for so long… taming a dodo and treating it how it deserves(like royalty) pacifies the pure anger and rage just a bit. Those comments saying it’s a deadly beast are true. They are from the future. They are trying to send a hidden message so the dodos don’t find out. But while from the future, they are still possible to tame. The worst hasn’t yet come for even them… now, if this message has reached you… warn every player in the server! They will soon see this. And calamity and cataclysm will come quick after. Invest in TEK, you’ll need it!
~-WeIrD cRaP mY fRiEnD sAyS wHiLe I aM wAtChInG hEr PlAy ArK-~
#1- “I sHaLl nAmE tHiS dOdO, MeGa PiCkLe.”
#2- My friend getting a snack: “WHERE ARE THE PRETZELS?”
#3- “WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE ALREADY?” (5 minutes later) “FINALLY I DIED!”
#4- “BeRrIeS aNd CrEaM! oH mY lItTle LaD LoVeS bErRiEs AnD cReAm!”
#5- (My friend kills one of her moschops) “I am really sorry I had to do that! :’( I will always love you Stompy!” Me: “Well why did you do that if you loved her so much?” My friend: “SHE’S USELESS”
Hope you guys enjoyed! I make these every once in awhile! Look out for the next one 😁! Cya
-Glorifiedchickens16