Me: *logs in to my new single player world*

Dodo:OH NO ITS A PLAYER

what a psychopath unlike me would do: that looks like chicken

A few minutes later: *eats causally like nothing happened*

Me: looks like you gonna have a bad time

Me: *sends out a level infinity dodo*

Player: punches it and thinks it’s ez kill

Dodo:🔫

This thing literally one shot a giga that was outside my base and it was lvl 1?!

There the hardest boss in the game at level 120 I finally knocked it out… I don’t get how level 1 people knock it out with fists.

OKSO MY BEBe DeD and when I harvested it I got prime meat like boy what??!!!!?!!!!!

So one day I started an ark game. The first thing i did was train a big turtle. Then I tamed a million dodos and 5 minutes into the game I had a dodo farm. Later I found out I suck at keeping baby dodos alive so I killed both my baby dodos cause I forgot to feed them.

One up=one rip for baby dodos

I remember when I was a low level, I was walking close a river with my to dodos when I was attacked by a sarco and my dodos went to attack it . I tried to call them but it was to late. But one of the dodos attacked it and killed it one shot!!! I don’t know how it happened but I was lucky to kill it or else it would of been the end of my life and my dodos🦤🍀

The dodo song. Humans punch dodos to death.but we just want peace but humans just kill and kill us so we summoned are two dodo gods the dodorex and dodowywern and as soon as that we made zomdodos and we fought like spino and then we summoned dodoest god lvl 100000000000000 dodo and he killed alpha king titan. Jerboa:what about us?

My world is a literal communist regime in the snow biome. We have everything. A gulag, labour camps, guns and more. This little creature came to our ancestors and told us how it was no ordinary creature, but in fact was Joseph Stalin reincarnated as a Dodo, to show his might. The capitalists will fall.

Long live Soviet Ark.

If you tame 1,000,000 dodos you will destroy your server with lag!

Dodos are terrifying. They mass produce and are EVERYWHERE. Before of these bosses, they will come for you and you can't not stop them. Pray to the dodo gods they will keep walking, otherwise, RUN.

I have a level 1456 or something I'm gonna test it on wild titanosaur I'm on easy mode so I just summoned the dodo best game ever ark thank you

Not that long ago, me and my tribemate were heading back to base on our army of lvl 300 gigas when we saw a lvl 1 of this little bird on the beach. We decided to kill it, getting one step closer to it… next thing we knew, our screen lit up with dozens of messages saying: your level 300 (giganotosaurus) was killed by a dodo- lvl 1

Moral of the story- avoid dodos AT. ALL. COSTS.

I once had a dodo I called doodo for fun then it was attacked by a raptor

Hey guys, I died to a alpha dodo.

how to kill da BROODMOTHER Dragon and monke boss

Step 1: Get a max lvl TEK REX,max lvl TEK RAPTOR AND A LVL 1 DODO ;

:KILL TEK RAP AND REX AND FEED IT TO THE DODO THEN THE DODO WILL BECOME THE TEK DODO

lvl 1 stats 9000 attack 9000 stam o2 food hp and reglar dodo speed (TEK DODO CAN FLY AND RIDEABLE)

:final step:USE DO DO TO KILL THE BOOS LVL 10 WILL DO (btw should they add a tek dodo to ark like if so!)

Anyone else think these are the unofficial mascot of ARK?

I WANTED SCORCHED EARTH DODOS DAMMIT!!!

Dodos can potentially save your life! Always make sure to have it around, so that when a big dino is coming, like a giga or stego or something you can throw your dodo. It is a GREAT distraction method!

In order to tame this beast of a Dino u must first have a 10x10 tek foundation with 180 door frames surrounding it then build a tek ramp to get the dodo stuck in the tek trap then use a voidwyrm to damage it to near 2 health after that u need to cryopod it before it uses its super attack and demolishes ur trap which it does instantly bye the way after that u need to cryo it to the lava and hope it doesn’t die which after it becomes a fire dodo then claim it,it is a very hard tame but it is all worth it for the dodo eggs it creates (sorry for the broken English)

So a giga attacked my base. Me and my animals were fighting against it to protect my base. Except the dodo. He ran away. He was a chicken.

Do you guys remember when the dodo picture was a granny and the Megalodon picture was a random guy