Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
You like dodo birds? Have you ever wanted one in your house? Don’t let him in. This freaking chicken nugget craps 90 mph!! I left a dodo in my house for 10 minutes and I come back and it has taken about 5 dumps. It is wild how these thing poop more than I do after eating Taco Bell and chipotle in a matter of a day!
In order to tame this beast of a Dino u must first have a 10x10 tek foundation with 180 door frames surrounding it then build a tek ramp to get the dodo stuck in the tek trap then use a voidwyrm to damage it to near 2 health after that u need to cryopod it before it uses its super attack and demolishes ur trap which it does instantly bye the way after that u need to cryo it to the lava and hope it doesn’t die which after it becomes a fire dodo then claim it,it is a very hard tame but it is all worth it for the dodo eggs it creates (sorry for the broken English)
So one day I started an ark game. The first thing i did was train a big turtle. Then I tamed a million dodos and 5 minutes into the game I had a dodo farm. Later I found out I suck at keeping baby dodos alive so I killed both my baby dodos cause I forgot to feed them.
One up=one rip for baby dodos
I remember when I was a low level, I was walking close a river with my to dodos when I was attacked by a sarco and my dodos went to attack it . I tried to call them but it was to late. But one of the dodos attacked it and killed it one shot!!! I don’t know how it happened but I was lucky to kill it or else it would of been the end of my life and my dodos🦤🍀
The dodo song. Humans punch dodos to death.but we just want peace but humans just kill and kill us so we summoned are two dodo gods the dodorex and dodowywern and as soon as that we made zomdodos and we fought like spino and then we summoned dodoest god lvl 100000000000000 dodo and he killed alpha king titan. Jerboa:what about us?