Just imagine if they added lazer guns for dodos

Sir cringe a lot

Hahahahahhahahahah

‘I lOvE dOdOs’

That same guy later:

‘Die stupid bird!’

Your Tribemate Max was killed by a level 90 Dodo

‘I hate this game’

Unfortunately you can not invite Max as he has uninstalled the game

*me rolling my eyes in the corner

EJR

I'VE BEN LIKEING THESE STOYS FOR LIKE 2 HOURS STRAIGHT BUT SILL THEY'RE IS SO MANY MORE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "my friend" calm down god!!!"

"ME" DO YOU WHAT TO BE LIKEING AT LEAST 10000 STOYS ABOUT DODOS!?!?"

"my friend" 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐........no......"

"Me" THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT SO SU----

"my friend" "covers my mouth" ok ok I get it

"ME" "BITES MY FRIEND'S HAND"

"MY friend " OWWWWWW!!!!!

"ME" DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!!!

"my friend" sorry sorry.

"ME" MHP...

"my friend" I'll get you McDonald's.

"ME" YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"MY FRIEND" ok come on.

"ME" COMEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To tame this beast you need 35 spinos 35 Rexs and 20 gigas and 900 narcotics and 1500 berries it takes 56 hours for one dodo

Sincerely lonely dodo

taming guide:

things needed: 4 metal gateways, long neck with 3826 shocking darts, 874 extraordinary kibble, 5 large bear traps, 1464 narcotics and a lot of hope.

-lure dodo into trap

-shoot at dodo 3826 times

-once its knocked

-feed dodo 657 narcs to start off

-feed all kibble.

- it'll take about 67 hours to tame,only found in volcano

enjoy your dodo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The best thing ever saved my life soooooo many times like literally the best!!!!!!!

Dodo in everywher:when you respawn,dead,killing,taming,building,crafting and poop

Do not come even close to this creature, or face death in less than a second.being able to one shot the alpha king titan, it is also very fast, making it the fastest and most deadly predator on the ark. And it is found in every ark

In America, you tame dodo

In Soviet Russia, dodo tame you

If you are being chased by a rex or something, gotta YEET that dodo!

When your dodo is aggressive and tries to single-handedly take on a spino

It’s like in Minecraft where there’s chickens everywhere In every Forrest. Only it’s dodos in every… EVERYWHERE!!! (On the island)

Absolutely terrifying. Someone whose played ark for a month 💀

I found the endangered, extremely elusive and vary dangerous if you see one you will die unless it is a dodorex then those are weak.

This thing can take a giga on I am serious 🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤

My baby dodo wants dodo kibble for imprinting… guess I’ll cook up his baby brother still in the egg.

These demonic entities emerged at the dawn of time baring a single motive. To unleash pain, destruction, and death upon the universe. Beware of these evil creatures, they will kill your giga simply by pecking its toe! They will destroy your entire base, by merely bumping into and wall. If one were to reach lvl 10, it would bear the power to sunder the world! Be wary my child, for the twilight of humanity is approaching swiftly.

WILD CARD, WHERE IS OUR PLATFORM SADDLE.

You like dodo birds? Have you ever wanted one in your house? Don’t let him in. This freaking chicken nugget craps 90 mph!! I left a dodo in my house for 10 minutes and I come back and it has taken about 5 dumps. It is wild how these thing poop more than I do after eating Taco Bell and chipotle in a matter of a day!