Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
taming guide:
things needed: 4 metal gateways, long neck with 3826 shocking darts, 874 extraordinary kibble, 5 large bear traps, 1464 narcotics and a lot of hope.
-lure dodo into trap
-shoot at dodo 3826 times
-once its knocked
-feed dodo 657 narcs to start off
-feed all kibble.
- it'll take about 67 hours to tame,only found in volcano
enjoy your dodo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
These demonic entities emerged at the dawn of time baring a single motive. To unleash pain, destruction, and death upon the universe. Beware of these evil creatures, they will kill your giga simply by pecking its toe! They will destroy your entire base, by merely bumping into and wall. If one were to reach lvl 10, it would bear the power to sunder the world! Be wary my child, for the twilight of humanity is approaching swiftly.
You like dodo birds? Have you ever wanted one in your house? Don’t let him in. This freaking chicken nugget craps 90 mph!! I left a dodo in my house for 10 minutes and I come back and it has taken about 5 dumps. It is wild how these thing poop more than I do after eating Taco Bell and chipotle in a matter of a day!
Beware of the dodo
For it is not a little nugget no
It will rise to avenge its fallen brothers
It will get you.. one way or another
It may have cute little calls
But will pin you with its claws
Beware the dodo
It rises against armies and destroy their souls
They have total control
Brew are the dodo
To keep your soul