Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
You like dodo birds? Have you ever wanted one in your house? Don’t let him…

You like dodo birds? Have you ever wanted one in your house? Don’t let him in. This freaking chicken nugget craps 90 mph!! I left a dodo in my house for 10 minutes and I come back and it has taken about 5 dumps. It is wild how these thing poop more than I do after eating Taco Bell and chipotle in a matter of a day!
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...