
You like dodo birds? Have you ever wanted one in your house? Don’t let him in. This freaking chicken nugget craps 90 mph!! I left a dodo in my house for 10 minutes and I come back and it has taken about 5 dumps. It is wild how these thing poop more than I do after eating Taco Bell and chipotle in a matter of a day!
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...