Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Not that long ago, me and my tribemate were heading back to base on our army…

Not that long ago, me and my tribemate were heading back to base on our army of lvl 300 gigas when we saw a lvl 1 of this little bird on the beach. We decided to kill it, getting one step closer to it… next thing we knew, our screen lit up with dozens of messages saying: your level 300 (giganotosaurus) was killed by a dodo- lvl 1
Moral of the story- avoid dodos AT. ALL. COSTS.
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...