
Not that long ago, me and my tribemate were heading back to base on our army of lvl 300 gigas when we saw a lvl 1 of this little bird on the beach. We decided to kill it, getting one step closer to it… next thing we knew, our screen lit up with dozens of messages saying: your level 300 (giganotosaurus) was killed by a dodo- lvl 1
Moral of the story- avoid dodos AT. ALL. COSTS.
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...