Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Not that long ago, me and my tribemate were heading back to base on our army of lvl 300 gigas when we saw a lvl 1 of this little bird on the beach. We decided to kill it, getting one step closer to it… next thing we knew, our screen lit up with dozens of messages saying: your level 300 (giganotosaurus) was killed by a dodo- lvl 1
Moral of the story- avoid dodos AT. ALL. COSTS.
My world is a literal communist regime in the snow biome. We have everything. A gulag, labour camps, guns and more. This little creature came to our ancestors and told us how it was no ordinary creature, but in fact was Joseph Stalin reincarnated as a Dodo, to show his might. The capitalists will fall.
Long live Soviet Ark.
how to kill da BROODMOTHER Dragon and monke boss
Step 1: Get a max lvl TEK REX,max lvl TEK RAPTOR AND A LVL 1 DODO ;
:KILL TEK RAP AND REX AND FEED IT TO THE DODO THEN THE DODO WILL BECOME THE TEK DODO
lvl 1 stats 9000 attack 9000 stam o2 food hp and reglar dodo speed (TEK DODO CAN FLY AND RIDEABLE)
:final step:USE DO DO TO KILL THE BOOS LVL 10 WILL DO (btw should they add a tek dodo to ark like if so!)
I’m a dodo,
If I could fly I’d fly solo,😔
I wish I had elbows..😔
I want tobacco to deepen my sorrows..
oh.., I need to strengthen my ego.
I get vertigo when you punch me (yea)
Don’t wanna be your lunchy..(nope)
Cause’ I’m sick of gettin’ munchied (uh huh)
Don’t touch me, no don’t judge me, I’m not crazy..
You make me hazy… when you punch me..