“Cluck clucker mother fu-“ the last things you will ever hear before your eyes get plucked out by a dodo you tripped on

I was playing ark one day I joined an official server and right off the bat i found a level 185 female dodo I threw a bola at it (So it wouldn’t get away from me I know there slow) and I knocked it upside its head a couple of times with my fists and then it loved me forever 😁 then like 15 minutes later I go and I throw a spear at the giant turtle thing walking around and my dodo came in like a wrecking ball quite literally he was running after that thing and screaming and killed it so then I went to harvest it and the turtle had it at los health and I accidentally turned my dodo into a chicken kabob with my spear 😭😡🤬 and the lesson of this story is DISABLE FREINDLY FIRE

Poor dodorex, he can never beat dragon just help him with lvl1000000000 flying dodo.

I believe I can fly!

There has to be a reason for you to tame this

ARK Mobile: you don't have to run fast, just faster than your friends.

Me: I'm in singleplayer... wait OH NO-

You were killed by Giganotosaurus - level 9!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When raiding with dodos

I knew what to do

Attach a bomb to its beak

Throw it off a peak

When you run far

Allah w Akbar

Wait, so it survived extinction and aberration, but not scorched earth?

I have started a cult on ark. We worship the great and powerful dody, who defeated a sarco for the tribe of noobs who owned him. He was later slain in a battle with a trike. MAY THE DODO UPRISING COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

1 tame 100000000000000,

2 make weight level 9999999999999999999999999999,

3 make speed 999999999999999999999999999,

Movable chests.

I started an army of these things, and currently the strongest one is better then all of my Dino’s

Remember the good old days when they used to attack back now NEVERMIND

Lol I realized I had 31 dodo 🦤 💀

Dodo:*minding own business*

Me:hey Dodo want to join me for dinner

Dodo:sure!

Me:*kills and eats Dodo*

All round best tame but be careful with your gigas everyone

🐤 🔫👤

This is true.

DODO PIT FIGHT! XD I've always wanted to do one of those.

They are so fierce and aggressive, do not recommend fight, way to strong

Thanks to China it's easyer to raid with dodos just give em Corona and drop em in people's bases hahahahahahahHHhHh Yeet reeeeeeeeeeeeee

So you just killed every boss ever with your hogs army of devastating gig as and other monsters. Oh all those trophies too many. You are ruler of the arks until... you turn around. Exactly at 50 50 on the map is a small creature. You ride your giga close to it but your tribe mate is strangely running. Then he types on the chat... THE DODO HAS RETURNED EVERYONE BRING EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO 50 50 TO CHALLENGE THE DODO OR ELSE WE WILL ALL BE SLAVES TO THE DIVINE CREATURE FOR EVER!!!!!! Then you quickly get on your wyvern and fly into the sky but the dodo chases you. You just dodge its atomic breath when it swoops down and roars at a Yutyrannus who then runs the dodo attempting to bite it with its deadly venomous fangs. The whole server was at war against the dodo and giga corpses were flying in the air and then it grabs a 100 mile long giga and you see it fly in the air with the giga trying to break free and then for years people have been breeding gigas to get ready for the dodos return