Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had just tamed one of deez and named him food critic he was going to test my recipes and I had made a narco cake.i was a Noob.so I didn't know what a narco berry even was.i fed food critic my cake he fell asleep...then I punched him to wake him up but I killed him...whoops.later that day me and my friend ate cooked meat for dinner...I never told him.
Your searching the bush’s
Your friend shushes.
But it’s to late, as it watches.
You hear a sound, a sound so loud,
And then you know, something’s around.
Your friend runs, trying to survive.
But then you see, he slowly dies.
You scream in horror, but you do it quietly.
But it hears you, creeping up silently.
The bushes start shaking,
And the ground starts quaking.
But then you see, something cute emerges.
And on your arm it perches.
But you feel a pain, and look at your arm.
Then you see, all the harm.
Then you realize, it killed your friend.
But it’s to late, it’s dragged you to its den.