Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I was playing ark one day I joined an official server and right off the bat i…

I was playing ark one day I joined an official server and right off the bat i found a level 185 female dodo I threw a bola at it (So it wouldn’t get away from me I know there slow) and I knocked it upside its head a couple of times with my fists and then it loved me forever 😁 then like 15 minutes later I go and I throw a spear at the giant turtle thing walking around and my dodo came in like a wrecking ball quite literally he was running after that thing and screaming and killed it so then I went to harvest it and the turtle had it at los health and I accidentally turned my dodo into a chicken kabob with my spear 😭😡🤬 and the lesson of this story is DISABLE FREINDLY FIRE
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...