Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Used admin commands and spawned a lvl 100,000,000 dodo, I named him Jeffy, and put him in an arena I built. I put all his stats into speed and damage. I then invited my friends onto the server, sent them into the arena, and told them they would fight five different opponents. First they fought a pack of four raptors, then three carnos, then two allos, then one rex. With only one fight left, they had obliterated the previous contenders. It was now time for JEFFY! The gates opened to reveal a little bitty dodo. I’ve never heard them laugh so hard . . . At least not until Jeffy had darted up to each of them, pecked each of them on the foot, and killed them instantly. To this day, my entire base, all of it, is guarded by one tame, and one tame only.
JEFFY
I met a dodo once. It was lvl 50. I saw its egg. Took the egg. The dodo chased me for ages. Finally made it back to base. Dodo was still followin me. So I beat it with my puny lvl 16 fists. The dodo ran off and...then a FRIGGIN OVIRAPTOR STOLE THE EGG! And I saw a dodo of a lower lvl tamed it then got bored of it and yeeted it off teh cliff I live on. And kept the second dodo egg I got safe till I was indoors. This could of been any creatures egg I stole but it had to be a DODO!
Updoot plz and stay hydrated.
You know how on mobile you can selectively breed them to be either big enough to ride or small enough to have on your shoulder… what if you could do that with any creature… imagine having a tiny giga on your shoulder that would still be full strength… you could throw it into an enemy tribe’s base and they’d just think it’s like a dilo or something and try to kill it but then it would just destroy them and all of their tames…
I was playing ark one day I joined an official server and right off the bat i found a level 185 female dodo I threw a bola at it (So it wouldn’t get away from me I know there slow) and I knocked it upside its head a couple of times with my fists and then it loved me forever 😁 then like 15 minutes later I go and I throw a spear at the giant turtle thing walking around and my dodo came in like a wrecking ball quite literally he was running after that thing and screaming and killed it so then I went to harvest it and the turtle had it at los health and I accidentally turned my dodo into a chicken kabob with my spear 😭😡🤬 and the lesson of this story is DISABLE FREINDLY FIRE
These are rabid creatures. You will need 50 lvl 1000 gigas and 100 rexes. You need to use a tek rifle to knock it out, a minigun also, but for the best a railgun. Youll need also 5000 quetzal gunships. Go on one ship. Get some fighter jets u can shoot on. (I highly recommend griffins) Then go out with one and go shooting with one of those weapons with your 10000 tribemates. Then go quickly, shoot the dodo, and fly up fast. Then dive down for easier targeting. Repeat 100000000 times and then feed it element, element shards, or boss trophies. Then in 5000 days when youre dead, it will tame. Happy taming :)