Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Used admin commands and spawned a lvl 100,000,000 dodo, I named him Jeffy, and put him in an arena I built. I put all his stats into speed and damage. I then invited my friends onto the server, sent them into the arena, and told them they would fight five different opponents. First they fought a pack of four raptors, then three carnos, then two allos, then one rex. With only one fight left, they had obliterated the previous contenders. It was now time for JEFFY! The gates opened to reveal a little bitty dodo. I’ve never heard them laugh so hard . . . At least not until Jeffy had darted up to each of them, pecked each of them on the foot, and killed them instantly. To this day, my entire base, all of it, is guarded by one tame, and one tame only.
JEFFY
I used to part of the biggest alpha tribe ever. We essentially dominated the server and everyone had TEK. Some guy, i dont know who, lured a dodo to us. It destroyed everything. We went from TEK to thatch, and we lost everything. The majority of the tribe quit after that, we barely had anything left. I post this here as a warning to all tribes: If a dodo is lured to you, There is no hope. Better send out a expendable to try and lure it somewhere else, because these are the most rabid and aggressive creatures ever. Do not engage in combat with any of them, no matter the level. I myself summoned one with commands and it was able to fight and kill the ice titan, and the only thing i have ever seen defeat one at level 1 is the alpha king titan. Any dodo above level 60, you have no hope against it.
You know how on mobile you can selectively breed them to be either big enough to ride or small enough to have on your shoulder… what if you could do that with any creature… imagine having a tiny giga on your shoulder that would still be full strength… you could throw it into an enemy tribe’s base and they’d just think it’s like a dilo or something and try to kill it but then it would just destroy them and all of their tames…
I had just tamed one of deez and named him food critic he was going to test my recipes and I had made a narco cake.i was a Noob.so I didn't know what a narco berry even was.i fed food critic my cake he fell asleep...then I punched him to wake him up but I killed him...whoops.later that day me and my friend ate cooked meat for dinner...I never told him.
These are rabid creatures. You will need 50 lvl 1000 gigas and 100 rexes. You need to use a tek rifle to knock it out, a minigun also, but for the best a railgun. Youll need also 5000 quetzal gunships. Go on one ship. Get some fighter jets u can shoot on. (I highly recommend griffins) Then go out with one and go shooting with one of those weapons with your 10000 tribemates. Then go quickly, shoot the dodo, and fly up fast. Then dive down for easier targeting. Repeat 100000000 times and then feed it element, element shards, or boss trophies. Then in 5000 days when youre dead, it will tame. Happy taming :)